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Few comebacks in rock and roll history have been as amazing as that of Aerosmith. Their triumphant return to the charts in the ’80s not only rekindled the band’s earlier success, but also significantly surpassed it. With their top 20 hits “Dude (Looks Like a Lady),” “Ragdoll,” and the top 10 power ballad, “Angel,” the group proved they had even more fire left in their fight than anyone could have imagined. Leaving behind its reckless lifestyle, the band sacrificed none of their rowdy rock and roll. “Ragdoll” and “Love in an Elevator” built upon Aerosmith’s raunchy blues approach to hard rock, complete with singer Steven Tyler’s howl in the best form of his career. Big Ones includes these rockers along with the spooky Grammy-winner “Jamie’s Got a Gun,” and the slower but still hard-edged “Crazy.” Other high points of the new and improved band are reflected in “The Other Side” and the anthem “Eat the Rich.” –Steve Gdula

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20 of their best for the beginning player, including: Amazing (It’s Amazing) * Angel * Back In The Saddle * Blind Man * Crazy * Cryin’ * Draw The Line * Dream On * Dude (Looks Like A Lady) * Janie’s Got A Gun * Kings & Queens * Last Child * Livin’ On The Edge * Love In An Elevator * Rag Doll * Same Old Song And Dance * Sweet Emotion * Walk On Water * Walk This Way * What It Takes

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Honkin’ On Bobo

1 Road Runner

2 Shame, Shame, Shame

3 Eyesight to the Blind

4 Baby, Please Don’t Go

5 Never Loved a Girl

6 Back Back Train

7 You Gotta Move

8 Grind

9 I’m Ready

10 Temperature

11 Stop Messin’ Around

12 Jesus Is on the Main Line
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Road Runner

(Bo Diddley)

Money… who needs it

Let me live my life free and easy

Put my toothbrush in my hand

And let me be a travelin’ man

Cause I’m a road runner… baby

I’m a road runner… baby

Can’t stay in one place too long

I’m a road runner baby

You might look at me and I’ll be gone

You can love me if you wanna

But I do declare

When I get restless

I got to move somewhere

I’m a road runner baby

Anywhere’s my home

And love the life I live

And I’m gonna live the life I love

Road runner… baby

Don’t want no woman to tie me down

Got to be free, baby

To roam around

All my life I’ve been like this

If you love me it’s your own risk

When the dust hit my shoe

I got the urge to move

Says I’m a road runner baby

Got to keep on keepin on

And I live the life I love

And I’m gonna love the life I live

Road runner… baby
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2.  Shame, Shame, Shame

(Brian Holland / Lamont Dozier / Edward Holland)

Well I tried to tell you baby

Running makes no sense

Now you got me baby

Up against this fence

And Ain’t that a shame… shame shame

Shame… shame the way you do

Well it’s a shame… shame shame

Oh it’s a shame on you

Well now you walk out in the evening

Don’t even say you’re gone

6 o’clock in the morning

You come walking home

And ain’t that a shame… shame, shame

Shame, shame the way you do

Oh it’s a shame… shame… shame

Hey it’s a shame on you

Well I be sittin’ there waitin’

Listen everybody

Cryin’ for you to come home

Especially you girls

When I wake up baby

Is it right to be left alone

I’m sittin’ here all alone

While the one you love is never home

And ain’t that a shame… shame… shame

I love too hard… my friends sometimes say

Shame… shame the way you do

But I believe… I believe that a woman should be loved that way

Well it’s a shame… shame… shame

But it hurts me so inside to see her treat me so unkind

Oh it’s shame on you

Somebody… somewhere tell her it’s unfair
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3.  Eyesight To the Blind

(Sonny Boy Williamson)

You’ve talking about your woman

I wish to God… man… that you could see mine

You’re talking about your woman

I wish to God that you could see mine

Every time the little girl start to loving… she bring eyesight to the blind

Lord… her daddy must been a millionaire… ’cause I can tell by the way she walk

Her daddy must been a millionaire… because I can tell by the way she walk

Every time she start to loving… the deaf and dumb begin to talk

I remember one Friday morning

We was lying down across the bed

Man in the next room a-dying… stopped dying and lift up his head

And said… Lord… ain’t she pretty… and the whole state know she fin

Every time she start to loving… she bring eyesight to the blind

All right and all right… now

Lay it on me… lay it on me… lay it on me

Oh lordy… what a woman… what a woman

Yes… I declare she’s pretty and the whole state knows she’s fine

Man… I declare she’s pretty… God knows I declare she’s fine

Every time she starts to loving… whoo… she brings eyesight to the blind

I’ve got to get out of here… now… let’s go… let’s go… let’s go now
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4.  Baby, Please Don’t Go

(Big Joe Williams)

Baby please don’t go

Baby please don’t go

Baby please don’t go down to New Orleans

You know I love you so

Before I be your dog

Before I be your dog

Before I be your dog

I get you way’d out here and let you walk alone

Turn your lamp down low

Turn your lamp down low

Turn your lamp down low

I beg you all night long baby please don’t go

You brought me way down here

You brought me way down here

You brought me way down here

‘Bout to Rolling Forks you treat me like a dog

Baby please don’t go

Baby please don’t go

Baby please don’t go back the New Orleans

I beg you all night long

Before I be your dog

Before I be your dog

Before I be your dog

I get you way’d out here and let you walk alone

You know your man down gone

You know your man down gone

You know your man down gone

To the country farm with all the shackles on
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5.  Never Loved a Girl

[Originally "I Never Loved A Man (The Way I Loved You)" by Aretha Franklin]

You’re a no good heart breaker

You’re a liar and you’re a cheat

I don’t know why I let you do these thing to me

My friends keep telling me that you ain’t no good

They don’t know that I would leave you if I could

I guess I’m on tight

And I’m stuck like glue

Cause I ain’t never

I ain’t never

I ain’t never… no… no…

Loved a girl the way that I

I love you

Sometimes I know I thought

You would run out of fools

But I was so wrong

You got one that you’ll never lose

The way you treat me is shame

How could you hurt me so bad

Baby you know that I’m the best thing that you ever had

Kiss me once again

Don’t you never never say that we’re through

Cause I ain’t never

Never

Never no no

Loved a girl the way that I

I love you

I can’t sleep at night I can’t eat a bite

I guess I’ll never be free

Since you got your hooks in me

I ain’t never loved a girl

I ain’t never loved a girl

Ain’t never loved a girl that hurt me so bad

What am I gonna do about it

I tell you I’m gonna hold on to her

I’m gonna hold on to her
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6.  Back Back Train

(Mississippi Fred McDowell)

Well I look way down that lonesome road

Well I look way down that lonesome road

Way way down

Way way down

Way way down that lonesome road

I know that back back train will get’cha home

Back back train will get’cha home

Back back train

Back back train

Back back train will get’cha home… yeah

Well I thought I heard that church bell toll

I thought I heard that church bell toll

Told your lie

Told your lie

Told your lie somebody told me so… yeah

Huh hu hu…

Ho oh oh oh…

Well I’m goin’ home on mornin’ train… yeah

I’m goin’ home on mornin’ train

I’m goin’ home… that’s right

Goin’ home… woooo

I’m goin’ home on mornin’ train… woooo

Huh hu hu…

Ho oh oh oh…

Well that back back train will take ya home

Back back train will take ya home

Take me home

Take me home

(Take me home… take me home)

Take me… take… awww… take me take me…

Huh hu hu… Ho oh oh oh…

Take me home

Arrr… take me home…

Take me
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7.  You Gotta Move

(Mississippi Fred McDowell)

You gotta move

You gotta move

You gotta move… ch-ch-ch-child

You gotta move

Oh… when the Lord gets ready

You gotta move

You may be high

You may be low

You may be rich… child

You may be poor

But when the Lord gets ready

You gotta move

You see that woman… who walks the street

You see that police… upon his beat

But then the Lord gets ready

You gotta move

You gotta move
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8.  The Grind

I never thought a first time love would ever last

How could a kiss like that knock me flat on my ass

Heh hea…

The burning bed

The roses dead

And now I’m dancing with myself

Yeah… I’m missing you

Just like you want me to

You made me trip into the grind

Now I can’t get’choo off of my mind

Yeah… your sweet talking hip shaking wobble gonna blow a man away

Kiss butt… and guess what

Even double crossin’ dogs have their day… ha

So forget about… regret about… you’re right I ain’t afraid to say

Yeah… I’m missing you

Just like you want me to

You made me trip into the grind

Now I can’t get’choo off…

And the more I try

Leads to the same old why

You made me slip into the grind

Now I can’t get’choo off of the cloud we was on

And now it’s all gone

Tell me why… why… why… why…

Why ain’t I getting through

Ain’t no lie there out of love… love… love

Tell me was it good… for you

Tell me what’choo want

Yeah… cause I’m missing you

Just like you knew I’d do

You made me trip into the grind

Now I can’t get’choo off…

And I know I tried

Leads to the same old why

You made me trip into the grind

Now I can’t… can’t… can’t get you…

Get you…

Get you…

Get you…

Get you…

Get’choo…

Get’choo…

Get’choo…

Off of my mind…
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9.  I’m Ready

(Muddy Waters / Willie Dixon)

I’m ready… ready as anybody can be

I’m ready… ready as anybody can be

Now I’m ready for you

I hope you’re ready for me

I got an axe handle pistol on a graveyard frame

That shoot tombstone bullets… wearin’ balls and chain

I’m drinkin’ TNT… I’m smokin’ dynamite

I hope some screwball start a fight

‘Cause I’m ready… ready as anybody can be

I’m ready for you… I hope you’re ready for me

All you pretty little chicks with your pretty little hair

I know you feels like I ain’t nowhere

But stop what your doin’ baby come over here

I’ll prove to you baby… that I ain’t no square

Because I’m ready… ready as anybody can be

Now I’m ready for you… I hope you’re ready for me

I been drinkin’ gin like never before

I feel so good… I want you to know

One more drink… I wish you would

I takes a whole lotta lovin’ to make me feel good

‘Cause I’m ready… ready as anybody can be

Now I’m ready for you… I hope you’re ready for me
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10.  Temperature

(Little Walter Jacobs)

My baby give me a high temperature

My baby give me a high temperature

One hundred and one when we… kiss and dance

One hundred and two for a… night romance

One hundred and three… four and five… it gets to warm to stay alive

My baby give me a high temperature

My baby give me a high temperature

When I see my baby comin’… down the street

I feel a fever get to… high to beat

One hundred and three… four and five… and it gets to warm to stay alive

My baby give me a high temperature

My baby give me a high temperature

Ninety seven… ninety eight is just a… false alarm

My temperature’s a hundred and five.. when I hold her in my arms

One hundred and three… four and five… and it gets to warm to stay alive
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11.  (Stop Messin’ Around – Various Bootlegs)

Baby, please stop messin’ ’round

You’ll be messin’ around all the time

Baby, please stop messin’ around

You’ll be messin’ around all the time

If you don’t stop messin’ ’round

You’ll be somebody’s friend

Instead of mine, yes sir

You’re rockin’ the temprature

My baby’s cherry red

You’re rockin’ so hard

I fall right out of bed

I said,

Baby, please stop messin’ ’round

You’ll be messin’ around all the time

If you don’t stop messin’ ’round

You’ll be somebody’s friend

Instead of mine

You’re rockin’ the temprature

My baby’s cherry red

You’re rockin’ so hard

I fall right out of bed

I said,

Baby, please stop messin’ ’round

You’ll be messin’ around all the time

If you don’t stop messin’ ’round

You’ll be somebody’s friend

Instead of mine
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12.  Jesus Is On the Main Line

(Mississippi Fred McDowell)

Jesus is on that mainline… tell him what you want

Jesus is on that mainline… tell him what you want

Jesus is on that mainline… tell him what you want

You gotta call him up and tell him what you want

Oh… the line ain’t never busy… tell him what you want

Oh… the line ain’t never busy… tell him what you want

The line ain’t never busy… tell him what you want

Call him up… and tell him what you want

Now… if you’re feeling down and out… tell him what you want

If you’re feeling down and out… tell him what you want

If you’re feeling down and out… tell him what you want

Call him up and tell him what you want

If you’re sick and you want to get well… tell him what you want

If you’re sick and you want to get well… tell him what you want

If you’re sick and you want to get well… tell him what you want

You gotta call him up and tell him what you want

If your soul’s in danger… tell him what you want

If your soul’s in danger… tell him what you want

If your soul’s in danger… tell him what you want

Call him up and tell him what you want

Jesus is on that mainline… tell him what you want

Jesus is on that mainline… tell him what you want

Jesus is on that mainline… tell him what you want

You gotta call him up and tell him what you want

1. Draw the Line

2. I Wanna Know Why

3. Critical Mass

4. Get It Up

5. Bright Light Fright

6. Kings and Queens

7. Hand That Feeds

8. Sight For Sore Eyes

9. Milk Cow Blues
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Draw The Line

Checkmate honey

Beat you at your own damn game

No dice honey

I’m livin’ on the astral plane

Feet’s on the ground

Your head’s going down the drain

Heads I win, tails you lose

To the never mind

That’s where I Draw The Line

An indian summer

Carrie was all over the floor

She was a wet net winner

And rarely ever left the store

She’d sing and dance all night

And wrong all the right out of me

Pass me the vile and cross your fingers

It don’t take time

Know where to Draw The Line

You told Carrie

And promised her you wouldn’t be long

Heads I win, tails you lose

Lord it’s such a crime

No dice honey

You’re salt, you’re the queen of the brine

Checkmate honey

You’re the only one who’s got to choose

Where to Draw The Line

Checkmate, don’t be late

Take another pull

That’s right

Impossible

When you got to be yourself

You’re the boss, the toss

The price, the dice

Grab yourself a slice

Know where to Draw The Line

(Repeat)
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2.  I Wanna Know Why

Kickin’ down the road

Feelin’ mighty slowed

With the likes of you

Gettin’ mighty spaced

Never had a taste

Of what you’re goin’ through

I can’t bitch

Went from rags to riches

Then to ragtime screamin’ the blues

(Chorus)

I Wanna Know Why

Everybody’s good intention

Try to make a fool outta me

I Wanna Know Why

Everybody’s good intention

Gotta make a fool

Gotta make a fool

Try to make a fool outta me

Swing low

Sweet cherry-o

When a strange love showed me the way

You see more

Can’t keep a score

When the whore’s comin’ on for the play

(Chorus)

E. Poe

Eatin’ crow

Wonder if he knowed that

Raven was mad

Time passed

And words lost the last

Of the thing he ever had

(Chorus)

Oh, play rough

Can’t get enough

So the try to make a fool out of me

Lordy

Ain’t foolin’ me

Ya ain’t ghoulin’ me

Ain’t foolin’ me

You ain’t foolin’ me
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3.  Critical Mass

Arriving in boats

Black hooded coats

Tormentors climbed into my room

I crawled under my bed

Covered my head

But they’re flushin’ me out with a broom

The leades, she’s small

Pinned my ass to the wall

For my seeds or she’d be losin’ her past

Time after time

She’d be readin’ my mind

Celebrate, celebrate, celebrate it

This is Critcal Mass

So far, so good

I heard the other say

So good, so far

They’re takin’ me away

I drink to you, your mind, her ass

We’ll take a drink and break the glass

Celebrate, celebrate, celebrake it

This is Critical Mass

Now the tallest of two

With a brush full of blue

Paints surrealist scenes on the wall

So I tell her for fun

That it’s really well done

But she just ain’t listenin’ at all

She points to my heart

Tellin’ me if I’m smart

I’ll practise and phase

Out and admit, when the doesn’t fit

And I went screamin’ out down the hall

Need it

Need your love

Just then I heard a poundin’ on the wall

We’re all there, sang the voice of twenty more

I drink to your alas

We’ll take a drink and break the glass

Celebrate, celebrate, celebreak it

We are the Critical Mass

Time and space is takin’ me away

Time erase, don’t know the time of day
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4.  Get It Up

Take me on your rockin’ horse

Hit the lights and shut your doors

Grab your ankles, everyone

Ain’t my way of havin’ fun

(Chorus)

Can’t give it up

Gotta give it up, give it up

C’mon Nancy

Can’t give it up

Gotta Get It Up, Get it Up

For your fancy

Can’t Get It Up,

Gotta Get It Up, Get it Up

C’mon Nancy

Can’t Get It Up

Gotta Get It Up, Get It Up

Really have a good time

Really have a good time

Suckin’ up the moonshine

Up underneath her clothesline

Really have a good time

Love me ’til the sun

(Chorus)

Get It Up and down and all around

Take a ride and paint the town

Slow me down and make it fast

Scream almost and make it last

You know you gotta

Really have a good time

You know you’re really gonna

Really have a good time

Suckin’ up the moonshine

Up underneath her clothesline

You know you really gonna

Really have a good time

You know you really wanna love me

‘Til the sun can’t Get It Up
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5.  Bright Light Fright

It’s the dawn of the day

And I’m crashed and I’m smashed

And it is I’m feelin’

Like my chips are cashed

All of my clothes

Strewn all over the room

The crisis at hand is

I’m all out of zoom

(Chorus)

I got the sunlight blues

I can’t find my shoes

The only thing on TV

Is the Good Morning News

The tricks of the night

Keepin’ me in a daze

Open a bottle

And I’ll pull down the shades

Glance in the mirror

Back into bed

Forget that it’s day

Time to party again

(Chrous)

Bright Light Fright

Bright Light Fright

Bright Light Fright

Give me the night

(Repeat)

(Repeat Chorus)
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6.  Kings And Queens

Long ago in days untold

Were ruled by lords of greed

Maidens fair, with gold they dared

To bare their wombs that bleed

Kings And Queens and guillotines

Taking lives denied

Starch and parchments laid the laws

When bishops took the ride

Only to deceive

Oh I know I

Lived this life before

Somehow I know now

Truths I must be sure

Tossin’ turnin’, nightmares burnin’

Dreams of swords in hand

Sailing ships, the Viking spits

The blood of father’s land

Only to deceive

Living times of knights and mares

Raising swords for maidens fair

Sneer at death, fear only loss of pride

Living other centuries

Deja vú or what you please

Follows true to all who do or die

Screams of no reply

They died

Screams of no reply

And died

Lordy, Lordy, they died
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7.   Hand That Feeds

Doctor, doctor, doctor

Please, doctor, doctor, please

Doctor, doctor, doctor

Feel like an old disease

Get your sweet ass off the floor

Doctor, doctor, doctor

I can’t refuse any loose hearted lady anymore

I scream your name into the crowd

You feel the flame, but yo ain’t proud

Maybe your attitude ain’t right

So all that’s left for me to do is bite

The Hand That Feeds me

Feeds me

Doctor, doctor, doctor

Doctor, doctor, please

All things you put me through

What the hell you want me to

Do all the things that uncle John needs

I ain’t the dog that bites the Hand That Feeds me

In the middle of, with a spittle of

Et tu like birds of a feather

When another day, love another way

Push, shove, make love, play

Never never, never ever

Never ever, never ever

Na, na…

Doctor, doctor, doctor

Please do a-what you can

Doctor, doctor, doctor

Would you please give my life a hand

All the things you put me trough

What the hell you want me to

Do all the things that uncle John needs

I ain’t the dog that bites The Hand That Feeds me, yeah

Doctor, doctor, doctor

Doctor, doctor, please

(Repeat)
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8.  Sight For Sore Eyes

Goin’ downtown, goin’ down, goin’ down

‘Neath the city, eatin’ ground round

Underground is pretty gritty

I turned the screw she held the light

That’s when I knew she was a

Sight For Sore Eyes

She was a Sight For Sore Eyes

Playin’ no fair, sleepin’ under stairs

Downtown’s a pity, takin’ fair square

Under where it’s pretty gritty

I turned the screw, she held the knife

Oh, holy Jesus, she’s a Sight For Sore Eyes

Sight For Sore Eyes

She’s a nitty gritty

Turnin’ in style, walk a mile for your titty

Naked foul while under there

Under where it’s pretty gritty

Hey, don’t you know people

She’s a love lust hussy

She left, oh she rust me

Dear old girl

She was a Sight For Sore Eyes

But she was sittin’ pretty

A Sight For Sore Eyes

She was a nitty gritty

Sight For Sore Eyes

Peeled back and parted

Even at the start it was delight or demise

I feel like a leopard king

Sight For Sore Eyes

She was a Sight For Sore Eyes
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9.  Milk Cow Blues

Well I’ve tried everything

Just to get along with you

And now I’m gonna tell you

Just what I’m gonna do

Well I’m sick of all your cryin’

When you should be leavin’ me alone

If you believe in me

You pack me bags, I’m gone

Won’t you please

Don’t that sun look good goin’ down

You almost lost your love girl

When your old man ain’t around

(Chorus)

Won’t you please

Don’t that sun look good goin’ down

And you best believe I love you baby

When your old man ain’t around

(Repeat Chorus)

Round and round…

aerosmith-rocks-album

1. Back In the Saddle

2. Last Child

3. Rats In the Cellar

4. Combination

5. Sick As a Dog

6. Nobody’s Fault

7. Get the Lead Out

8. Lick and a Promise

9. Home Tonight

Back In The Saddle

I’m back

I’m back in the saddle again

I’m back

I’m back in the saddle again

Ridin’ into town alone

By the light of the moon

I’m looking for ol Sukie Jones

She crazy horse saloon

Barkeep gimme a drink

That’s when she caught my eye

She turned to give me a wink

That make a grown man cry

(Chorus)

Come easy, go easy

All right until the rising sun

I’m calling all the shots tonight

I’m like a loaded gun

Peelin’ off my boots and chaps

I’m saddle sore

Four bits gets you time in the racks

I scream for more

Fools’ gold out of their mines

The girls are soaking wet

Not tounge’s drier than mine

I’ll come when I get back

I’m back in the saddle again

I’m back

I’m back in the saddle again

I’m riding, I’m loading up my pistol

I’m riding, I really got a fistful

I’m riding, I’m shining up my saddle

I’m riding, this snake is gonna rattle

(Chorus)

Ridin’ high

Ridin’ high

Ridin’ high already
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2.  Last Child

(I’m dreaming tonight, I’m leaving back home)

Right!

Take me back to a south Tallahassee

Down cross the bridge to my sweet sassafrassy

Can’t stand up on my feet in the city

Gotta get back to the real nitty gritty

Yes sir, no sir

Don’t come close to my

Home sweet home

Can’t catch no dose

Of my hot tail poon tang sweetheart

Sweathog ready to make a silk purse

From a J Paul Getty and his ear

With her face in the beer
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3.  Rats In The Cellar

Goin’ under, Rats In The Cellar

Goin’ under, skin’s turnin’ yellow

Nose is runny, losin’ my connection

Losin’ money, getting no affection

New York City blues

East side, West side lose

Throw me in the slam

Catch me if you can

Believe

That you’re wearing

Tearing me apart

Safe complaining, ’cause everything’s rotten

Go insanin’, and ain’t a thing forgotten

Feelin’ cozy, Rats In The Cellar

Cheeks are rosy, skin’s turning yellow

Lose it’s party, lookin’ rather lazy

See my body, pushin up a-daisies

New York City blues

East side, west side lose

Throw me in the slam

Catch me if you can

Believe

That you’re wearing

Tearing me apart
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4.  Combination

The street is cold, the dawn is grey

My heart says no but my head says stay

My work is finished, or so I’ve been told

Can’t part the three of us, once we got a hold

I forgot the name

I took a shot on the chin

I’m rearranging my game

Tell by the shape I’m in

In the line of fire, you know what to say

They gave us no choices, just one shade of grey

My legs keep moving, I don’t seem to stray

But I know each step we take, they’re one step away

I found the secret, the key to the vault

We walked in darkness, kept hittin’ the walls

I took the time, to feel for the door

I found the secret, the key to it all

I got the Nouveauree

And dragged it home to bed

I traded you for me

I took it all and said

I find my own fun, sometimes for free

I got to pay it to come looking for me

Walking on Gucci, wearin’ Yves Saint Laurent

Barley stay on, ’cause I’m so damn gaunt
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5.  Sick As A Dog

Please, I just got to talk to you

Please, well keep your head out of the loo

Please, we’re a long, long way from home

Please, you’d turn a young man’s face to stone

(Chorus)

Sick As A Dog, what’s your story

Sick As A Dog, a cat got your tongue

Sick As A Dog, you’ll be sorry

Sick As A Dog, ’cause you’re really ain’t that young

Please, you were much to my surprise

Please, you’re a lady in disguise

Please, you’re the only friend I got

Please, you’re the last to see me rot

Please, it’s a shame you’re so refined

Please, she was the last thing on my mind

Please, don’t be late to take it light

Please, you’re gonna bay into the night

Say goodnight
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6.  Nobody’s Fault

Lord I must be dreaming

What else could this be

Everybody’s screaming

Running’ for the sea

Holy lands are sinking

Birds take to the sky

The prophets are all stinking drunk

I know the reason why

Eyes are full of desire

Mind is so ill at ease

Everything is on fire

Shit piled up to the knees

Out of rhyme or reason

Everyone’s to blame

Children of the season

Don’t be lame

Sorry, you’re so sorry

Don’t be sorry

Man has known it

Now he’s blown it

Up-side down and hell’s the only way

We did an awful job

And now they say it’s Nobody’s Fault

Old St. Andres

Seven years ago

Shove it up their richters

Red light stop and go

Noble men of courage

Listen with their ears

Spoke but how discouraging

When no one really hears

One of these day’s you’ll be sorry

Too many houses on stilt

Three million years or just a story

Four on the floor up to the hilt

(Chorus)

Man has known it

Now he’s blown it

Up-side down and hell’s the only way

We did an awful job

And now we’re just a little too late

Eyes are full of desire

Mind is so ill at ease

Everything is on fire

Shit piled up in debris

California showtime

Five o’clock’s the news

Everybody’s concubine

Was prone to take a snooze

(Chorus)
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7.  Get The Lead Out

Do you like good boogie

Like the real boogie woogie

Hear the juke box singin’

Get the dance hall swingin’

Won’t you grab my shaker

Got to meet your maker

Get out the lead

Get out of bed

Get The Lead Out

(Get ready), I’ll show you my fist

(Get ready), take hold of my wrist

(Get ready), we really can’t miss

(Get ready)

Hey good lookin’

What cha got there cookin’

You a young spring chicken

Make your feet start kickin’

no no, no no, no no, no no

Oh, hey good lookin’

What cha got there cookin’

You a young spring chicken

Make your feet start kickin’

Boot it out, dance without me
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8.  Lick And A Promise

Johnny come late on a Saturday night

Singin’ how de do

Backstreet boogie in the house of delight

Where they steal the show

The money come sour but the ladies are sweet

Ad it’s a love affair

Whole place rockin’, people stompin’ their feet

When the gang’s all there

He gets his lovin’ every night for free

He’s out there rockin’ like you wouldn’t believe

Singin’ na, na, na…

Johnny like to gamble with his lady Louise

She was a black jack deuces are wild

He got to thinking ’bout his nose in the breeze

And Johnny looked and he smiled

He started thinking ’bout the fortune and fame

And the young girls down at his knees

He dug the money but forgot all the names

So he knew just how to appease

(Chorus)

Lick And A Promise

Lick And A Promise

Lick And A Promise

(He gave the ladies a) Lick And A Promise

Loose change clover in his early, early years

Had his poor mama pacin’ the floors

He grabbed a guitar and a couple of beers

Now the crowd keeps screamin’ for more

(Repeat Chorus)
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9.   Home Tonight

Now it’s time

To say good night to you

And now it’s time

To bid you sweet adieu

And baby, drink a cheers to yesterday

And mabye, you’ll drink those tears away

So baby, don’t let go

Hold on real tight

‘Cause I’ll be Home Tonight

Tonight

1. Toys In the Attic

2. Uncle Salty

3. Adam’s Apple

4. Walk This Way

5. Big Ten Inch Record

6. Sweet Emotion

7. No More No More

8. Round and Round

9. You See Me Crying

Toys In The Attic

In the attic lies

Voices scream

Nothing’s seen

Real’s the dream

Leaving the things that are real behind

Leaving the things that you love from mind

All of the things you learned from fears

Nothing is left for the years

Voices scream

Nothing’s seen

Real’s the dream

(Chorus)

Toys, toys, Toys In The Attic

Toys, toys, Toys In The Attic

Toys, toys, Toys In The Attic

Toys, toys, Toys In The Attic

In the attic lies

Voices scream

Nothing’s seen

Real’s the dream

Leaving the things that are real behind

Leaving the things that you love from mind

All of the things you learned from fears

Nothing is left for the years

Voices scream

Nothing’s seen

Real’s the dream

(Repeat Chorus) (yayayayayayayow!)

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2. Uncle Salty

Uncle Salty told me

Stories of the lonely

Baby, we can only come alive to me

Her man he was lusted

Daddy he was busted

They left her to be trusted

To the orphanage

But when she cried at night

No one cared

And when she cried at night

Went insane

Uncle Salty told me

When she was just a baby

That she could buy a maybe

Someday she’d see

Soon she found that money

Is love for all the others

The pushers and the shovers

Was the life to me

But when she cried at night

No one cared

And when she cried at night

Went insane

Oh, it’s a sunny day outside my window

Oh, it’s a sunny day outside my window

Oh, oh yeah

Oh, oh yeah

Now she’s doin’ many

For money and the penny

Sell her for a penny or two or three

Hers is the cunnin’

For men that come a runnin’

They all come for fun and it seems to me

That when she cried at night

No one cared

And when she cried at night

Went insane

Oh, it’s a sunny day outside my window

Oh, it’s a sunny day outside my window

Oh, it’s a sunny day outside my window

Oh, it’s a sunny day outside my window

Oh, it’s a sunny day outside my window

Oh, it’s a sunny day outside my window

Oh, it’s a sunny day outside my window

Oh, it’s a sunny day outside my window

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3. Adam’s Apple

Back when Cane was able

Way before the stable

Lightning shot right out from the sky

A mothership with fith said

Let’s give it a try

Conscience was related

Man, he was created

Lady Luck took him by surprise

Her sweet and bitter fruit

It surely opened his eyes

Well, she ate it

Lordy, it was love at first bite

Well, she ate it

Never knowin’ wrong for right, right, right, right

Even Eve in Eden

Voices tried deceivin’

With lies to show the lady the way

At first she stopped and turned

And tried to walk away

Man, he was believer

Lady was deceiver

So the story goes, but you see

The snake was he and she just climbed right up his tree

So, she ate it

Lordy, it was love at first bite

She ate it

Never knowin’ wrong for right, right, right

Science was related

Man, he was created

When Lady Luck took him by surprise

Her sweet and bitter fruits

Surely opened his eyes

Evil came like rain

And who knows who’s to blame

And something tried to lay her to waste

And all she want to need was just a little taste

So, she ate it

Lordy, it was love at first bite

Yeah, She ate it

Never knowin’ wrong for right, right, right, right

Well, she ate it

Lordy, it was love at first bite

Yeah, she ate it

never knowing wrong from right, right,

Well that’s right

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4. Walk This Way

Backstroke lover always hidin’ ‘neath the cover

Gonna talk to ya my daddy he say

He said “You ain’t seen noting

Till you’re down on a muffin

Then you’re sure to be a-changin’ your ways”

I met a cheerleader, was a real young bleeder

All the times I can reminisce

‘Cause the best thing lovin’

With her sister and her cousin

Only started with a little kiss, like this

See-saw swingin’ with the boys in the school

And your feet flyin’ up in the air

Singin’ hey diddle-diddle with the kitty in the middle

Of a swing like you didn’t care

So I took a big chance at the high school dance

With a missy who was ready to play

Was a me she was foolin’

‘Cause she knew what she was doin’

And I know her love was here to stay

When she told me to

Walk this way, walk this way

Walk this way, walk this way

Ah, just give me a kiss – like this

School girl skinny with the classy kinda sassy

Little skirt’s climbing way up her knees

There was three young ladies in the school gym locker

When I noticed they was lookin’ at me

I was a high school loser

Never made it with a lady

Till the boys told me something I missed

Then my next door neighbor

With a daughter had a favor

So I gave her just a little kiss, like this

See-saw swingin’ with the boys in the school

And your feet flyin’ up in the air

Singin’ hey diddle-diddle with the kitty in the middle

Of a swing like you didn’t care

So I took a big chance at the high school dance

With a missy who was ready to play

Was a me she was foolin’

‘Cause she knew what she was doin’

When she told me how to Walk This Way

She told me to

Walk this way, talk this way

Walk this way, walk this way

Walk this way, walk this way

Walk this way, talk this way

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5. Big Ten Inch Record

Got me the strangest woman

Believe it, this chick’s no cinch

When I wanna get her goin’

Then I whip out my Big Ten Inch

Record of the band that plays the blues

Well the band that plays the blues

She just loved my Big Ten Inch

Record of her favorite blues

Last night I tried to tease her

I gave my love a little pinch

But she said now stop that jivin

and whip out your big ten-inch

Record of the band that plays the blues

Well the band that plays the blues

She just loved my Big Ten Inch

Record of her favorite blues

I’ll cover her with kisses

and when we’re in a lover’s clinch

she gets all excited

when she puts on my big ten-inch

Record of the band that plays the blues

Well the band that plays the blues

She just loved my Big Ten Inch

Record of her favorite blues

My gal don’t go smokin’

and liquor just makes her flinch

Seems she don’t go for nothin’

‘cept for my big ten-inch

Record of the band that plays the blues

Band that plays the blues

She just loved my Big Ten Inch

Record of her favorite blues

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6. Sweet Emotion

Sweet Emotion

Sweet Emotion

You talk about things that nobody cares

You’re wearing out things that nobody wears

You calling my name but I gotta make clear

I can’t say baby where I’ll be in a year

Some sweat hog mama with a face like a gent

Said my get up and go must a got up and went

Well I got good news, she’s a real good liar

‘Cause the backstage boogie set your pants on fire

Sweet Emotion

Sweet Emotion

I pulled into town in a police car

Your daddy said I took you just a little to far

You’re telling me things but your girlfriend lied

You can’t catch me ’cause the rabbit gone died

Yes it is

You stand in the front just a shakin’ your ass

I’ll take you backstage, you can drink from my glass

I talk about something you can sure understand

‘Cause a month on the road an’ I’ll be eating from your hand

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7. No More No More

Blood stains the ivorys

Of my Daddy’s baby grand

I aint’ seen no daylight

Since we started this band

No More, No More

No More, No More

Store bought clothes

Fallin’ apart at the seams

Tea leaf readin’ gypsies

Fortune tellin’ my dreams

No More, No More

No More, No More

Holiday Inns, lock the door with a chain

You love it than you hate it

But to me they’re all the same

No More, No More

No More, No More

Baby I’m a dreamer

Found my horse and carriage

Stalemate jailbait

Ladies can’t refuse

You love ‘em then you leave ‘em

With your sold out reviews

No More, No More

No More, No More

Sweet talkin’ barroom, ladies disease

Slippin’ with her lips

Slidin’ down your knees

No More, No More

No More, No More

Me and my life a screamer

Bound to a wife and marriage

Baby, I’m a dreamer

Found my horse and carriage

Ladies hold the aces

And their lovers call it passion

The men call it pleasure

But to me it’s old fashioned

Times they are a-changin

Nothin’ ever stands still

If I don’t stop a-changin

I’ll be writin’ out my will

It’s the same old story

Never get a second chance

For a dance to the top of the hill

Baby I’m a dreamer

Found my horse and carriage

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8. Round And Round

If you believe in me

Like I believe in you

You wouldn’t be tellin’ me things

That weren’t exactly true

Now everything changes

Ain’t got nothing to say

I’m having the strangest feeling, baby

I can’t remember my name

‘Cause the life I’ve been livin’

And the love I’ve been givin’

Will be sure to send you spinnin’

With your feet never touching the ground

Goin’ round n’ round

When it was one for all

And it was all for one

And everything that we did

Never bothered anyone

Now everything changes

Ain’t nothing the same

I’m having the strangest feeling, baby

I can’t remember my name

‘Cause the life I’ve been livin’

And the love I’ve been givin’

Will be sure to send you spinnin’

With your feet never touching the ground

Goin’ round n’ round

Can you remember the days

When you were sweet sixteen

And always followed the ways

Of someone elses dream

Now everything changes

Ain’t nothing the same

I’m having the strangest feeling, baby

I can’t remember my name

‘Cause the life I’ve been livin’

And the love I’ve been givin’

Will be sure to send you spinnin’

With your feet never touching the ground

Goin’ round n’ round

Goin’ round n’ round n’ round n’ round….

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9. You See Me Crying

You See Me Crying

Don’t let it get you down

You See Me Crying

I’m back to the lost and found

Honey, what you done to your head

Honey, what’s the words that I said

Honey, what you done to your head

Honey, what’s the words that I said

You See Me Crying

Say you a ladies man

You See Me Crying

I’m so hard to understand

Honey, what you done to your head

Honey, what’s the words that I said

Honey, what you done to your head

Honey, what’s the words that I said

You See Me Crying

Please say you stick around

And I got to be your lover, honey

Lovin’ time after time

And I show everything around

And I never ever let you down

‘Cause my love is like a madder round

Honey, what you done to your head

Honey, what’s the words that I said

Honey, what you done to your head

Honey, what’s the words that I said

Aerosmith – Get Your Wings

1. Same Old Song and Dance

2. Lord of the Thighs

3. Spaced

4. Woman of the World

5. S.O.S. (Too Bad)

6. Train Kept A Rollin’

7. Seasons of Wither

8. Pandora’s Box

*    *    *    *    *    *    *    *

Same Old Song And Dance

Get yourself a cooler

Lay yourself low

Coincidental murder

With nothing to show

With the judge’s constipation

Will go to his head

And his wife’s aggravation

You’ll soon end up dead

It’s the same old story

Same Old Song And Dance, my friend

It’s the same old story

Same Old Song And Dance, my friend

Gotcha with the cocaine

They found with your gun

No smooth face laywer

Could get ya undone

Say love ain’t the same

On the south side of town

You could look

But you ain’t gonna find it around

It’s the same old story

Same Old Song And Dance, my friend

It’s the same old story

Same old story

Same Old Song And Dance

Fate comes a-knockin’

Doors start lockin’

Your old time connection

Change your direction

You ain’t gonna change it

Can’t rearrange it

Can’t stand the pain

When it’s all the same to you, my friend

When you’re low down and dirty

From walkin’ the street

With your old hurdy gurdy

No one to meet

Said love ain’t the same

On the south side of town

You could look

But you ain’t gonna find it around

It’s the same old story

Same Old Song And Dance, my friend

It’s the same old story

Same old story

Same Old Song And Dance
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2.  Lord Of The Thighs

Down to who knows who just to socialize

I’m waitin’ for my girls, when you caught my eyes

You got your ways to make a man

Honey, you got to understand

I’m your man, child, Lord Of The Thighs

Well, well, Lordie my God

What do we got here

She’s flashin’ ‘cross the floor

Make it perfectly clear

You’re the bait and you’re the hook

Someone bound to take a look

I’m your man, child, Lord Of The Thighs

You must have come here to find me

You’ve got the look in your eyes

Although you really don’t mind it

I am the Lord Of The Thighs

You must have come here to find me

You’ve got the look in your eyes

Although you really don’t mind it

I am the Lord Of The Thighs
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3.  Spaced

Spaced in time, child of mine

Doin’ twenty years on the way

Fire and steel, earth unreal

Find another planet to stay

Papa died, ma survived

Tellin’ me about her ordeal

And the soul she could not feel

‘Cause they made her so unreal

Lightnin’ years disappears

Twenty million years on my brain

Synthesize, overrides

Tryin’ to keep from goin’ insane

And my soul I can not feel

‘Cause they made me so unreal

Spaced enough to know I feel there’s nothing out there

Spaced enough to know I feel I really don’t care

Spaced enough to feel I’m really losin’ my mind

And I’m never ever goin’ back

I lost the track

No one even knows I’m alive

Spaced without a trace

Waitin’ for the word to arrive

I’m the last man to survive
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4.  Woman Of The World

Well, she’s the woman of the world

And God she know it

She’ll turn my head

Every time she shows it

Yeah, nothing you can do

Nothing you can say

No way you can try to change her way

She might be gone tomorrow

Honey, say what you gotta say

Lordy, Lordy, Lordy, Lordy what a woman

Well I tried, I tried so hard to please her

She’d give me a look if I beg to tease her

There’s nothing you can say

Nothing you can do

No way you can try to hoochie coo

She might be gone tomorrow

Oh, Lordy what you gonna do

And I tried with an open hand

And a heart of sorrow

Hoped that everything would be all right

Don’t save too much lovin’ for tomorrow

Get out all your lovin’ here tonight

And I tried with an open hand

And a heart of sorrow

Hoped that everything would be all right

Don’t save too much lovin’ for tomorrow

Get out all your lovin’ here tonight

She got big-eyed cats

She got coats of sable

She seats forty-four at her dinner table

And there’s nothing you can do

Nothing you can say

No way you can try to change her way

She might be gone tomorrow

Oh, throwin’ it all away
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5.  S.O.S. (Too Bad)

Stagecoach lady, hourglass body

Makin’ thinks glow in the night

Well, she would if she could

And she’d be good if she would

Only tell her lover she be out tonight

‘Cause I’m a bad

A lonely school boy

And I’m a rat

And it’s too bad

Can’t get me none of that

Salt Lake City, salt-lickin’ bitties

Bogies turn, stinkin’ of gin

Well my daddy was hard

His face was pretty scarred

From kickin’ ass to playin’ poker to win

‘Cause I’m a bad

A lonely school boy

And I’m a rat

And it’s too bad

Can’t get me none of that

It’s too bad

It’s too bad

Can’t get me none of that

New sold lady

My mama Cady

Chivalry was born at her feet

Wel she should have thought twice

When pa showed his dice

Imagine put my daddy to sleep

‘Cause I’m a bad

A lonely school boy

And I’m a rat

And it’s too bad

Can’t get me none of that

It’s too bad

Lord, it’s too bad

I said it’s too bad

Lord, it’s too bad

(Repeat)
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6.  Train Kept A Rollin’

Well on a train, I met a dame

She rather handsome

We kinda look the same

She was pretty

From New York City

I’m walkin’ down that old fair lane

I’m in heat, I’m in love

But I just couldn’t tell her so

(Chorus)

I said, Train Kept A Rollin’ all night long

Train Kept A Rollin’ all night long

Train Kept A Rollin’ all night long

Train Kept A Rollin’ all night long

With a heave, and a ho

But I just couldn’t tell her so, no, no, no

Well, get along

Sweet little woman get along

On your way

Well, get along

Sweet little woman get along

On your way

I’m in heat, I’m in love

But I just couldn’t tell her so, no, no, no

Well on a train, I met a dame

She rather handsome

We kinda looked the same

She was pretty

From New York City

I’m walkin’ down that old fair lane

I’m in heat, I’m in love

But I just couldn’t tell her so

(Chorus)

Well, get along

Sweet little woman get along

On your way

Well, get along

Sweet little woman get along

On your way

I’m in heat, I’m in love

But I just couldn’t tell her

Well, we made a stop in Albequerque

She musta thought

I was a real cool jerk

Got off the train, and put her hands up

Lookin’ so good, I couldn’t let her go

But I just couldn’t tell her so

(Chorus)

I’m in heat, I’m in love

But I just couldn’t tell her
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7.  Seasons Of Wither

Blues hearted lady

Sleepy was she

Love for the devil

Brought her to me

Seas of a thousand

Drawn to her sin

Seasons Of Wither

Holdin’ me in

Oh, woe is me

I feel so badly for you

Oh, woe is me

I feel so sadly for you in time

Time to lose your mind

Live on borrowed time

Take the wind right out of your sails

Fireflies dance in the heat of

Hound dogs that bay at the moon

My ship leaves in the midnight

Can’t say I’ll be back too soon

They awaken

Far, far away

Heat of my candle

Show me the way

Seas of a thousand

Drawn her to sin

Seasons Of Wither

Holdin’ me in

Oh, woe is me

I feel so badly for you

Oh, woe is me

I feel so sadly for you in time

Time to lose your mind

Live on borrowed time

Take the wind right out of your sails
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8.  Pandora’s Box

When I’m in heat

Someone gets a notion

I jump to my feet

I hoof it to the ocean

We hit a beach

Where no one gives a hoot

Nobody never ever wears a suit

The ladies there

They look so proud

That’s ’cause they know

That they’ve been so well endowed

Now, I ain’t much

For Fannie’s conversation

Or care to much

About her operation

But every time Pandora comes my way

I get high

Can’t explain the sensation

To get it on

I gotta watch what I say

Or I’ll catch hell

From the women’s liberation

(Chorus)

Sweet Pandora

Good-like aura

Smell like a flora

Open up your door-a for me

Sweet Pandora

Good-like aura

Smell like a flora

Open up your door-a for me

Sweet Pandora

Mama crack a smile for me

Just for me, just for me

Just for me, just for me

Just for me, just for me

Just for me

Now I ain’t what

You’d call a city slicker

Or claim to fame

To be a slitty licker

But every time Pandora comes my way

I get high

Can’t explain the sensation

To get it on

I gotta watch what I say

Or I’ll catch hell

From the women’s liberation

(Chorus)

1. Heart’s Done Time

2. Magic Touch

3. Rag Doll

4. Simoriah

5. Dude (Looks Like a Lady)

6. St. John

7. Hangman Jury

8. Girl Keeps Coming Apart

9. Angel

10. Permanent Vacation

11. I’m Down

12. Movie, The

Heart’s Done Time

Met a woman, she had a man

Couldn’t help it, I had a plan

Right around midnight he was gone

Saw her red light, she left it on

(Chorus)

And oh, my Heart’s Done Time

And oh, now she’s mine

If there’s a reason for these chains

It’s like we suffer to ease the pain

Now I got this feelin’ inside of me

My heart’s in jail and I can’t break free

(Chorus)

Now she’s mine

Now she’s mine

Now she’s mine

Now she’s mine

(Chorus)

Now she’s mine

Now she’s mine

Now she’s mine

Now she’s mine

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2.  Magic Touch

Somebody better call a doctor, doctor

Or wake me up with a shove

I’m gonna knock you off your rocker, rocker

‘Cause I think I’m in love

I tried to get a message to ya

But you walked the other way

I need your Magic Touch, don’t you know

I’ve got a habit and I can’t let go

Feel the fire burnin’ slow

You better get it while it’s hot now babe

‘Cause I can’t let go

Don’t need no wedding with a shotgun, shotgun

So don’t you push me too far

Don’t try to take me for a fool child, who child

Do you think that you are

You really got it coming to ya

It’s gonna come as no surprise

I need your Magic Touch, don’t you know

I’m after you and now I can’t let go

Take it easy, take it slow

You better get it while it’s hot now babe

‘Cause I can’t let go

You never know what you got

Till they take it away

I’m comin’ ready or not

Gonna get you some day

I need your Magic Touch, don’t you know

I’m after you and now I can’t let go

Feel the fire, burnin’ slow

I got a habit and I’m back for more

Your Magic Touch, don’t you know

I’m after you and now I can’t let go

Feel the fire, burnin’ slow

You better get it while it’s hot now babe

‘Cause I can’t, can’t, can’t let you go

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3.  Rag Doll

Rag doll, livin in a movie

Hot tramp, daddy’s little cutie

So fine, they’ll never see you

Leavin by the backdoor, man

Hot time, get it while it’s easy

Don’t mind, come one up and see me

Rag doll, baby won’t you do me like

You done before

I’m feelin like a bad boy

MMM just like a bad boy

I’m rippin up a rag doll

Like throwin away an old toy

Some babe’s talkin real loud

Talkin all about the new crowd

Try and sell me on a old dream

A new version of the old scene

Speak easy on the grapevine

Keep shufflin in the shoeshine

Old tin lizzy do it til you’re dizzy

Give it all you got until

You’re put out of your misery

Yes, I’m movin

Yes, I’m movin

Get ready for the big time

Tap dancin on a land mine

Yes, I’m movin

I’m really movin

Old tin lizzy

Yes, I’m movin

Yes, I’m movin

Get ready for the big time

Get crazy on the moonshine

Yes, I’m movin

I’m really movin

Sloe gin fizzy

Do it til you’re dizzy

Give it all you got until

You’re put out of your misery

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4.  Simoriah

Walkin’ the line of a razors edge

Take it as far as it goes

Slice of the sky on a silver wedge

Higher and higher we go – let’s go

Ladies in black put a spell on me

Feels like my head’s goin’

Round and round and round and upside down

Ladies in white ain’t my cup of tea

So be it, I need it, long legs, big eyes

Oh, she drives me crazy

(Chorus)

Ooh, Simoriah

Ooh, Simoriah

Countin’ the eyes of the dragonfly

Callin’ on dreams from within

She knows the way and she makes me high

So be it, I need it, long hair, blue eyes

Oh, she drives me crazy

(Repeat Chorus)

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5.  Dude (Looks Like a Lady)

Cruised into a bar on the shore

Her picture graced the grime on the door

She a long lost love at first bite

Baby maybe you’re wrong but you know that’s alright

That’s right

Backstage we’re havin the time

Of our lives until somebody say

Forgive me if I seem out of line

Then she whipped out her gun

Tried to blow me away

Dude looks like a lady

Dude looks like a lady

Dude looks like a lady

Dude looks like a lady

So never judge a book by its cover

Or who you gonna love by your lover

Love put me wise to her love in disguise

She had the body of a venus

Lord, imagine my surprise

Dude looks like a lady

Dude looks like a lady

Dude looks like a lady

Dude looks like a lady

Baby let me follow you down

Let me take a peek dear

Baby let me follow you down

Do me, do me, do me, all night

Baby let me follow you down

Turn the other cheek dear

Baby let me follow you down

Do me, do me, do me, sue me

What a funky lady

She like it like it like it like that

He was a lady
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6.  St. John

(Come on boy, the tape is rollin’)

(One, two, one two, two two two)

John was bad

He gave it everything he had

John he prayed

For all the people ever made

John was cool

He never did no after school

Late at night when he praised the Lord

He laid his hands down upon the bloody sword

John, St John be cool

Tell the people

They follow you

They follow you

But every night when he praised the Lord

he laid his hands down upon the bloody sword

Lay down upon the sword

Lay down upon the sword

Lay down upon the sword

Lay down your bloody sword

John, St John be cool

Tell the people

They follow you

John, St John be cool

Tell the people

They follow you

late at night when he praised the Lord

He lay his hands down upon the bloody sword

Laid down upon the sword

Down, down upon the sword

Laid down upon the sword

gettin’ down upon the sword

Laid down upon the sword

Laid it down upon the sword

Laid down upon the sword

Late night TV roared
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7.  Hangman Jury

Me and my old lady sittin’ in the shade

Talkin’ ’bout the money that I ain’t made

Singin’ o boy dontcha line the track a lack a

O boy dontcha line the track

O boy dontcha line the track a lack a

O boy dontcha line the track

If I could I surely would

Stand on the rock that Moses stood

Singin’ O boy dontcha line the track a lack a

O boy dontcha line the track

O boy dontcha line the track a lack a

O boy dontcha line the track

Drank so much hooch

It my eyes be gettin’ blurry

They say I nailed her to the door

A stich in time don’t mean a thing

No Hangman Jury could make me crawl

‘Cause I’m a poor boy dontcha line the track a lack a

O boy dontcha line the track

O boy dontcha line the track a lack a

O boy dontcha line the track

Wacha do with a gun that’s loaded

Shot her dead and her heart exploded

Tell me baby now d-dontcha worry

Like lyin’ to a Hangman Jury

I swear I didn’t know that ‘45 was loaded

In fact my memory ain’t too clear

That’s not to say she didn’t get what she deserved

Least that’s the way it looked from here

Boy when you line the track a lack a

Hey boy dontcha line the track a lack a

Hey boy dontcha line the track

Ooh, my love came tumblin’ down

Ooh, love come tumblin’ down

Ooh, Let’s get outta here

Love come tumblin’

And every night she take her things into the city

And in the morning make me beg

If I’d taken all her titty gritty

Smack her right upside the head

Boy dontcha line the track a lack a

O boy dontcha line the track

O boy dontcha line the track

Ooh, my love came tumblin’ down

Ooh, love comes tumblin’ down

Ooh, love comes tumblin’ down

Poor boy sweatin’ in the hot summer night

Hangman waitin’ for the early mornin’ light singin’

O boy dontcha line the track a lack a

O boy dontcha line the track

O boy dontcha line the track a lack a

O boy dontcha line the track

If I could I surely would

Stand on the rock that Moses done stood singin’

O boy dontcha line the track a lack a

O boy dontcha line the track

O boy dontcha line the track a lack a

O boy dontcha line the track
———————————————————————–

8.  Girl Keeps Coming Apart

She’s right peculiar

She’ll try and fool ya

But the Girl Keeps Coming Apart

She’s so appealing

Right off the ceiling

But the Girl Keeps Coming Apart

What did I tell ya

She’ll buy and sell ya

‘Cause the Girl Keeps Coming Apart

She’s so affected

I’m so rejected

And the Girl Keeps Coming Apart

Don’t, don’t, don’t, don’t let it get me down

Don’t let it get me down

She’s just a screamer

A nightmare dreamer

Yeah, the Girl Keeps Coming Apart

She’s like a call girl

Loose ends and all girl

But the Girl Keeps Coming Apart

White lace and leather

She’s so together

But still the Girl Keeps Coming Apart

I feel sedated

Boxed up an crated

‘Cause the Girl Keeps Coming Apart

Don’t, don’t, don’t, don’t, don’t, don’t

Don’t let it get me down

Don’t let it get me down

“So there she was

Buns up and kneelin’

I was a wheelin’ and a dealin’

My ace in the hole so to speak”
——————————————————————-
9.  Angel

I’m alone, yeah, I don’t know if I can face the night

I’m in tears, and the cryin’ that I do is for you

I want your love, let’s break the walls between us

Don’t make it tough, I’ll put away my pride

Enough’s enough, I’ve suffered and I’ve seen the light

Baby,

(Chorus)

You’re my Angel, come and save me tonight

You’re my Angel, come and make it alright

You’re my Angel, come and save me tonight

Don’t know what I’m gonna do about this feelin’ inside

Yes, it’s true, loneliness took me for a ride

Without your love, I’m nothing but a beggar

Without your love, a dog without a bone

What can I do, I’m sleepin’ in this bed alone

Baby,

(Chorus)

You’re the reason I live

You’re the reason I die

You’re the reason I give

When I break down and cry

Don’t need no reason why

Baby, baby, baby

(Chorus)
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10.  Permanent Vacation

I got a letter from a friend the other morning

He say it’s hot down by Montego Bay

I got the point and now I think it’s finally dawning

Yeah, yeah, I got to get away

I got to take myself a Permanent Vacation

The sky’s the limit, but my plane won’t fly

My nose is clean and lordie don’t need no sedation

Yeah, yeah, and that’s the reason why

(Chorus)

I really need it, really, really need St Tropez

I want a tan where the sun it never shines

I really need it, really, really need St Tropez

You best believe it that I got to get away

I got a sister, man she really got a pin head

She think she kinky but she can’t get straight

She say she livin’, but I kinda think she’s brain dead

Just excess baggage on a late night freight

(Chorus)

I gotta take me on a Permanent Vacation

The girl’s be cummin’ down in Cayman Brack

I gotta hand it to a firm situation

Yeah, yeah, got to cut me some slack

I really need it, really, really need St Tropez

I want a tan where the sun it never shines

I really need it, really, really need St Tropez

I really need it, really need it, really really….
——————————————————————————-

11.  I’m Down

You tellin’ lies thinkin’ I can’t see

You can’t cry, ’cause you’re laughing at me

(Chorus)

I’m down (I’m really down)

I’m down (down on the ground)

I’m down (I’m really down)

How can you laugh when you know I’m down

(How can you laugh) when you know I’m down

Man buys ring, woman throws it away

Same damn thing happens every day

(Chorus)

We’re all alone and there’s nobody else

You still moan ‘keep your hands to yourself

(Repeat Chorus)

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12.  The Movie

Instrumental

1.  Beyond Beautiful

2. Just Push Play

3. Jaded

4. Fly Away From Here

5. Trip Hoppin’

6. Sunshine

7. Under My Skin

8. Luv Lies

9. Outta Your Head

10. Drop Dead Gorgeous

11. Light Inside

12. Avant Garden

Beyond Beautiful

You gave up the love you got

and that is that

she loves me now

she loves you not

and that’s where it’s at

just when you thought

your love was deep

it’s finders keepers

losers weep

Love my Love my

Love du jour

sheza mine all mine

my mind’s made up

yeah I’m so sure

cuz there’s none so fine

this ain’t about

no losin’ sleep

it’s all about

the love you keep

yeah she’s a beyond beautiful

yeah she’s never been no body’s

fool that you be stuck with

yeah it’s all about me and you

believe it or not

this love that we got

is beyond beautiful

full on lust to full on love without no clue

and all i was so unsure of and then came you

into my life it served me right

nobody ever did it quite like you

yeah she’s a beyond beautiful

yeah she’s never been

no body’s fool

that you be stuck with

yeah it’s all about me and you

believe it or not

this love that we got

is beyond beautiful

yeah she’s a beyond beautiful

yeah she’s never been no body’s fool you can fuck with

yeah it’s all about me and you

believe it or not

yeah what we got

is beyond beautiful
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2.  Just Push Play

she gave you a flower

the one that God gave her

you all up in de kool-aid

but you do not know de flavor

get into the zone baybee

and do yourself a favor

head down spin around

get a little refried

if that don’t get it you can

ketch it on the b side

just push play

FNA

just push play

they’re gonna bleep it anyway

just push play

FNA

Just push play

we’re comin’ at you anyway

sweet leaf dreamer you been

smokin’ up the ganja

damned if you do yeah

but don’t get any on ya

kickin’ off the cashmere

puttin’ on the kasbah

it’s a kiss, a diss

and trade it 4 a coo hah

just push play

FNA

just push play

they’re gonna bleep it anyway

just push play

FNA

just push play

we’re comin’ at you anyway

instead of growin’ old

all dapper and neat

I’m gonna grow my hair

right down to my feet

it’s you and me baby

no pimp daddy jack

it’s cadillac wack no cadillac wack it anyway

just push play

FNA

just push play

we’re comin’ at you anyway

FNA

they’re gonna bleep it anyway

walk this way

we’re comin’ at you anyway

just push play

FNA

just push play

they’re gonna bleep it anyway

s’il vous plait

FNA

just push play

we’re comin’ at you anyway (voicing in jamaican patois)

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3.  Jaded

Hey…Jjjjaded.

You got your mama’s style but your yesterday’s child to me

So jaded

You think that’s where it’s at but is that where it’s sposta be

You’re gettin it all over me

ex-er-ated

My my baby blue

I’ve Been Thinking bout you, my my baby blue

yeah you’re so jaded

And I’m the one that Jaded you

Hey jjjaded

In all its misery, it will always be what I loved

And hated, and maybe take a ride to the other side we’re thinking of

We’ll slip into the velvet glove, and be Jaded

My my baby blue

I’ve been thinking about you, my my baby blue

I’m so Jaded

And baby I’m afraid of you

You’re thinking so complicated

I’ve had it all up to here

but it’s so overrated, love and hate it, wouldn’t trade it, love me jaded

Hey, Jjjaded

There ain’t no baby please when I’m shooting the breeze with her

When everything you see is a blur

And ex-ta-ceez is what you prefer

My my baby blue…blue…blue

I’ve Been Talking ’bout you

My my baby blue..blue…blue

Yeah I’ve been thinking about you

My my baby blue

Yeah you’re so Jaded, Haven, Jaded, You’re so Jaded

Cause I’m the one who Jaded you.

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4.  Fly Away From Here

gotta find a way

yeah, i can’t wait another day

ain’t nothin’ gonna change

if we stay ’round here

gotta do what it takes

cuz it’s all in our hands

we all make mistakes

yeah, but it’s never too late

to start again, take another breath

and say another prayer

and fly away from here

anywhere, yeah i don’t care

we’ll just fly away from here

our hopes and dreams are

out there somewhere

won’t let time pass us by

we’ll just fly

if this life gets any harder now

it ain’t, no, never mind

you got me by your side

and any time you want

yeah, we can catch a train and

find a better place

yeah, cuz we won’t let nothin’

or no one keep gettin’ us down

maybe you and i

can pack out bags and hit the sky

and fly away from here

anywhere, yeah i don’t care

we’ll just fly away from here

our hopes and dreams are out there somewhere

won’t let time pass us by

we’ll just fly

do you see a bluer sky now?

you can have a better life now

open your eyes

cuz no one here can ever stop us

they can try but we won’t let them

no way

maybe you and i

can pack our bags and say goodbye

and fly away from here

anywhere, honey i don’t care

we’ll just fly away from here

our hopes and dreams are out there somewhere

fly away from here

yeah anywhere honey

i don’t i don’t i don’t care

we’ll just fly

———————

5.  Trip Hoppin’

i got a wild thing 4 you

we’re talkin’ hoops you got me jumpin’ through

you got those lemon drop martini eyes

and if karma suits you

cross the line

into another place and time

tell me how pretty she is when she turns the colors of the

rainbow

one more day with you

trip hoppin’

one more night with you

no stoppin’

ain’t no smokin’ fantasy

cuz lovin’ you is trippin’ to me

you got me psychodelisized

you got my situation bone-a-fide

it took a sunset to get me to see

that all i really needed was your love

to yeah forever shine on me

promise promiscuities is like waiting for your ex-to-see that

one more day with you

trip hoppin’

one more night with you

no stoppin’

get my way with you

trip hoppin’

in my kaleidoscope i’m lookin’ through

my only color was a neon blue

i was hanging on to yesterday

and now the only way out is through

one more night with you

one more day won’t do

how beyond the rainbow is my

laying on your emerald pillow

one more day with you

trip hoppin’

one more night with you

no stoppin’

ain’t no smokin’ fantasy cause lovin’ you is trippin’ to me

one more day with you

trip hoppin’

one more night with you

no stoppin

get my way with you

trip hoppin’

one more day with you

trip hoppin’

one more night with you

one more day won’t do

one more night with you

one more day won’t do

one more night with you

one more day won’t do

———————–
6.  Sunshine

I sold my soul for a one night stand

I followed Alice into Wonderland

I ate the mushroom and I danced with the queen

Yeah we danced in between all the lines

I followed daylight right into the dark

Took to the Hatter like a walk in the park

But then I met her yeah she felt so right

No child of the night yeah was she

They called her sunshine

The kind that everybody knows

Yeah yeah

Sunshine

She finer than a painted rose

Yeah yeah

Sunshine yeah

Her kind of love’s what I adore

What kind of trouble am I in for

My kind of heaven lies at hell’s back door

And I got more than I need

Cuz I need sunshine

The kind that everybody knows

Yeah yeah

My sunshine

She finer than a painted rose

Yeah yeah

Sunshine yeah

I got the karma but it don’t come free

I’ll chase that rabbit up her bodi tree

The caterpillar’s tryin’ to cop a plea

But the smoke ain’t got nothin’ on me

Ya gotta have my sunshine

The kind that everybody knows

Yeah yeah My sunshine

She finer than a painted rose

Yeah yeah

She’s sunshine

The kind that everybody knows

Yeah yeah

Sunshine

She finer than a painted rose

Yeah yeah

Sunshine

Sunshine yeah

———————–
7.  Under My Skin

You breathe I breathe you in

I like a lot where you been

I make you break the rule

You got e-rot-tickle cool

Give a little bit

Get a little bit

Take it for a ride yeah

When you push love so far away

It eats you up inside

There’s a girl living under my skin

And there’s this girl and she’s wearing me thin

And I think she’s the reason

That it’s open broken hearted season

There’s a girl

There’s a girl

I know you know you are

You are the ooh in la la

Blow a little kiss

Know a little bliss

Get a little high yeah

And I can’t get you out of me

Cuz you’re too deep inside

There’s a girl living under my skin

There’s this girl and she’s wearing me thin

And I think she’s the reason

That’s it’s open broken hearted season

You could spend your whole lifetime

(Under my skin)

You could be never more mine

(Under my skin)

There’s a girl there’s a girl

There’s a girl there’s a girl

Get a little bit

give a little bit

get a little high yeah

When you push love so far away

It eats you up inside

There’s a girl living under my skin

There’s this girl and she’s wearing me thin

And I think she’s the reason

That it’s open broken hearted season

There’s a girl there’s a girl

ya ya ya ya

There’s a girl there’s a girl

ya ya ya ya

And I think she’s the reason

That it’s open broken hearted season

There’s a girl there’s a girl

ya ya ya ya

There’s a girl there’s a girl

ya ya ya ya

There’s a girl there’s a girl

ya ya ya ya

There’e a girl there’s a girl

ya ya ya ya

There’s a girl there’s a girl

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8.  Luv Lies

oh when you cross that line

that you know you can’t erase

to fall in lust not luv

ain’t no sin at all

and tell me when you’re with

you’re best friend’s friend

do you still feel out of place?

no thanks I took that ride

God only knows I’ve tried believin’

I imagine everyone sometimes

will cross their heart and

hope to die

to tell i luv you lies

i imagine everyone survives

for giving up all that you got

to tell i luv you lies

the first time you

look for luv

you find you don’t know jack

so much for mind games

you play to win

cuz first you lose

your heart’s desire

then you get it back

but ignorance ain’t bliss

there’s so much more behind the

kiss i’m feelin’

i imagine everyone sometimes

will cross their heart and

hope to die

to tell i luv you lies

i imagine everyone survives

for giving up all that you got

to tell i luv you lies

when loneliness and paranoia

feeds me

God help the person who needs me

if ignorance is bliss

then take me off the list

i’m leaving

i imagine everyone sometimes

will cross their heart and

hope to die

to tell i luv you lies

i imagine everyone survives

for giving up all that you got

to tell i luv you lies

———————–
9.  Outta Your Head

all the way back in history

how a girl thinks is a mystery

we spend our lives

cruising the bars

the venus girls and

the men from mars

so in all this time did you ever think

do the girl see red

when a man sees pink

and if your best lovin’s in the past

cuz your somewhere slow

is nowhere fast

you’re outta your head

so outta your head

stay outta your head

you better get with it

cuz you’re so without it

you’re outta your head

so outta your head

stay outta your head

yeah, yeah

somewhere, somewhere underneath the rainbow

bricka braka fiya kraka

sis boom-bah!

here comes trouble

in a push up bra

your style is sharp as carpet tack

but you’re out of your box and you’re way off track

you can moderate on

a mental binge

your catastrophe’s

on a lunatic fringe

it’s good for the gander

it’s tit for tat

you say it’s all good

but it’s more than that

you’re outta your head

so outta your head

stay outta your head

you better get with it

cuz you’re so without it

you’re outta your head

so outta your head

stay outta your head

yeah, yeah

somewhere, somewhere underneath the rainbow

you’re outta your head

so outta your head

stay outta your head

you better get with it

cuz you’re so without it

you’re outta your head

so outta your head

stay outta your head

yeah, yeah

somewhere, somewhere underneath a rainbow

———————-
10.  Drop Dead Gorgeous

totally out of control

she owns me

i didn’t know that

she’d know

she stoned me

i think i’ve got it bad

and i can’t let it go

i thought i knew me much better

autumn & cashmere

all orange and green

she’s naturally

drop dead gorgeous

creme de gardenia

and black vaseline

she’s naturally

drop dead gorgeous

it’s so not fair

completely inside my head

imagine pretending

she’s the book that i’ve read

with a beautiful ending

it really drives me mad

i can’t leave her alone

cuz i won’t let me forget her

rose colored glasses

you know what that sez

she’s naturally

drop dead gorgeous

her sweet molass’ is all mine

pasque frez

she’s naturally

drop dead gorgeous

totally out of control

she owns me

sweet almond eyes

just to see and b seen

she’s naturally

drop dead gorgeous

she’s tasting like cherries

sweet love’s grenadine

she’s naturally

drop dead gorgeous

makes love like a rabbit

to my velveteen

she’s naturally

drop dead gorgeous

a ten with a smile

like a young norma jean

she’s naturally

drop dead gorgeous

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11.  Light Inside

boo-ya

there’s a place in the way outis sphere

do ya

want to burn the midnight oil?

does it fool ya

when you think there’s no way

out of here

let it pull ya

from the outside to within

the light inside is burning bright

the light makes everything all right

the light inside is burning bright

the light inside oh yeah alright

may i

introduce you to my point of view?

me, i

wanna get under your skin

i wanna thank you

for the pleasure that i get from you

i wanna drag you from the outside to within

the light inside is burning bright

the light makes everything all right

the light inside is burning bright

the light inside oh yeah alright

the light inside is burning bright

the light makes everything all right

the light inside is burning bright

the light inside oh yeah alright

———————-

12.  Avant Garden

I had a friend

who spoke of fate

and he knew of another place

in space and time

he told of how me and my lady

could look

but we would never find

said if you please

i beg your pardon

sometimes the things you see

they just ain’t so

your life can be

an avant garden

cause love’s what makes

your garden grow

the sun leads the way

the moon lights the sky

i c u and i

lying in my avant garden

i dream of the day

when our worlds collide

we won’t be denied

here inside r

avant garden

sometimes my life

ain’t what it’s seemin’

right from the start it’s what your heart’s believin’

could all this just be

lucid dreamin’

but dreams just ain’t

enough for me

the sun leads the way

the moon lights the sky

i c u and i

lying in my avant garden

i dream of the day

when our worlds collide

we won’t be denied

here inside r avant garden

you know it just ain’t right

to deal with other’s shite

no one should ever b

so broken hearted

don’t never b afraid

cause when you got it made

yeah u don’t even have 2 try

so i’ll be waiting in your garden

watching all your flowers grow

the sun leads the way

the moon lights the sky

i c u and i

lying in my avant garden

i dream of the day

when our worlds collide

you’ll know we’ve arrived

here inside r avant garden

the sun brings the rain

the moon needs the sky

i c u and i

lying in my avant garden

beware of the lies

a word to the wise

there’s sweet cherry pies

and truth inside r avant garden

pump lyrics

1. Young Lust

2. F.I.N.E.

3. Going Down/Love In An Elevator

4. Monkey On My Back

5. Water Song/Janie’s Got a Gun

6. Dulcimer Stomp/The Other Side

7. My Girl

8. Don’t Get Mad Get Even

9. Hoodoo/Voodoo Medicine Man

10. What It Takes

Young Lust

Young Lust, happy just to be in lust

Never have to eat no dust

Everybody’s talkin’ ’bout

Young Lust, you’re dying and you’re screamin’ inside

Oh, you’re guilty way before you’ve been tried

And it’s crazy but you’re diggin’ it

Ooohh

Young Lust, you feel it in the summertime blues

Oh, it’s easy when there’s nothing to lose

An’ baby, you be missin’ out

Young Lust, sometimes you need it so bad

It’s enough to drive a young girl mad

And so what you gonna do about it

Yeah, yeah, a little bit of nasty

Ya look a little sleazy

But don’t get any on you

Young Lust, better keep your daughter inside

Or she’s gonna get a dose of my pride

Ya, everybody’s talks about it

Young Lust, once you had it you can never go back

Don’t ya ever let ‘em give you no slack

When you’re streaking down the alley way

Yeah, yeah, Checkin’ out the ladies

Who love to get in trouble

I got to say, I’ll se you later

Meet me in the elevator

Always gettin’ stronger

Never gettin’ weaker

My love is gettin’ longer

I’ll keep it in my sneaker

Never keep a secret

Never feelin’ guilty

Oh, never gettin’ lonely

Never gettin’ no peace

Hidin’ from the police

Sneakin’ out the back way

Sneakin’ down the alley way

Gotta do it my way

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Do it in the sunshine

Hangin’ from the clothes line

Find another tree to climb

Young Lust, there’s no time for lovin’

Young Lust, uh, don’t need on in the oven

Young Lust, I’m a pushin’ and a shovin’ it

Yeah

Young Lust, c’mon now I just can’t wait

Are ya fishin’ or you gonna cut bait

Everybody body’s doin’ it

Yeah

Young Lust, honey now ain’t it a bitch

Sometimes you gotta scratch that itch

So wacha gonna do about it

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah…..

2. F.I.N.E.

How wax drippin’, honey what do you say

I got a brand new record that i gotta play

She says a ‘Not now boy’ but I did anyway

‘Cause I’m ready, so ready

Your lips smackin’, patty whackin’ walkin’ the street

I got a rag top Chevy, now I’m back on my feet

I get and E.M.H.O* woody when I sitin the seat

‘Cause I’m ready, so ready, yeah

I got a girlfriend with the hoochie coochie eyes

‘Cause in the pink she looks so fine

She’s got the cracker jack now

All I want’s the prize, honey

I know these hookers down on 42nd street but a

Ill-gotten booty’s not my style

I’ll take a raincheck till i get back on my feet, honey

‘Cause I’m all right

Oh, your daddy says I’m all right

Oh, your mama says I’m all right

Oh, my old lady says I’m all right

Whip crackin’ floozie way out of control

She got a new kind of jelly in her jelly roll

I got the right key, baby, but the wrong key hole

And I’m ready, so ready

I’m a red hot pistol and I’m ready to fight

I’m a ‘38 special on a Saturday night

I’m gonna kiss your boo-boo, honey make it all right

‘Cause I’m ready, so ready

I got a crusier with a bimbo on the dash

It kinda keeps my ass in line

One little French kiss, honey, thet’s my kinda trash, yeah

My brand new baby’s lookin’ F.I.N.E.* – fine

The sun is shining every day

Ain’t got no rubbers, now it’s rainin’ all the time, honey

‘Cause I’m all right

My little sister says I’m all right

Oh, my brother thinks I’m all right

And my old lady knows I’m all right

I feel like I’m hung up on the line

I’d die for you but we were partners in the crime

Everything about you is so F.I.N.E. – fine

Let’s put our clothes back on

And by the way girl, what’s your name again

Come on, come on, come on, come on

Oh yeah, yeah

‘Cause I’m all right

Oh, your daddy says I’m all right

Oh, and Tipper thinks I’m all right

Oh, Joe Perry says I’m all right

I pitch my tent in the pouring rain

I got a back-seat lover that’s a-callin’ my name

She’s gonna blow my cover, she’s as hot as a flame

But I’m ready

I shove my tounge right between your cheeks

I haven’t made love now, for 24 weeks

I hear that you’re so tight now your lovin’ squeaks

And I’m ready, so ready

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah….

3. Going Down

(Elevator ping) **

“Third floor, hardware, **

Children’s ware, ladies lingerie. **

Oh, good morning Mr Tyler. **

Going…down?” **

“Hehehe, uh” **

Love In An Elevator

Workin’ like a dog for the boss man

Workin’ for the company

I’m bettin’ on the dice I’m tossin’

I’m gonna have a fantasy

But where am I gonna look

They tell me that love is blind

I really need a girl like an open book

To read between the lines

(Chorus)

Love In An Elevator

Livin’ it up when I’m goin’ down

Love In An Elevator

Lovin’ it up till I hit the ground

Jackie’s in the elevator

Lingerie second floor

She said ‘can I see you later

And love you just a little more’

I kinda hope we get stuck

Nobody gets out alive

She said ‘I’ll show you how to fax

In the mailroom, honey

And have you home by five’

(Chorus)

In the air, in the air, honey one more time

Now it ain’t fair

Love in an elevator

Lovin’ it up when I’m goin’ down

Love in an elevator

Goin’ down

(Chorus)

Gonna be a penthouse pauper

Gonna be a millionaire

I’m gonna be a real fast talker

And have me a love affair

Gotta get my timin’ right

It’s a test that I gotta pass

I’ll chase you all the way to stairway, honey

Kiss your sassafrass

(Chorus)

Do you care, do you care

(Repeat Chorus)

4. Monkey On My Back

The fortune teller looked into my eyeballs

The wrinkles on her face about to crack

She said ‘ You best believe it,

You ain’t goin’ nowhere, unless you get that

Monkey Off your back’

I made believe the devil made me do it

I was the evil leader of the pack

You best believe I had it all and then I blew it

Feedin’ that fuckin’ Monkey On My Back

If you put it a spoon man I would boot it

Some king whose mental house was just a shack

Where do you draw the line when all your friends are dyin’

You got to get that monkey off your back

Uh, uh, uh….

Your crystal ball is where you chase the dragon

She said, ‘now’ I bring me home his head inside a sack

But now you find your crystal balls are dragin’

Got to get that monkey off your back

5.  Water Song/Janie’s Got a Gun

Dum, dum, dum, honey what have you done

Dum, dum, dum, it’s the sound of my gun

Dum, dum, dum, honey what have you done

Dum, dum, dum, it’s the sound, it’s the sound…

Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah….

Janie’s Got A Gun

Janie’s Got A Gun

Her whole world’s come undone

From lookin’ straight at the sun

What did her daddy do

What did he put you through

They say when Janie was arrested

They found him underneath a train

But man, he had it comin’

Now that Janie’s Got A Gun

She ain’t never gonna be the same

Janie’s Got A Gun

Janie’s Got A Gun

Her dog day’s just begun

Now everybody is on the run

Tell me now it’s untrue

What did her daddy do

He jacked the little bitty baby

The man has got to be insane

They say the spell that he was under

The lightnin’ and the thunder

Knew that someone had to stop the rain

Run away, run away from the pain

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Run away, run away from the pain

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Run away, run away, run, run away

Janie’s Got A Gun

Janie’s Got A Gun

Her dog day’s just begun

Now everybody is on the run

What did her daddy do

It’s Janie’s last I.O.U.

She had to take him down easy

And put a bullet in his brain

She said ’cause nobody believes me

The man was such a sleaze

He ain’t never gonna be the same

Run away, run away from the pain

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Run away, run away, run, run away

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Run away, run away, run, run away

Janie’s Got A Gun

Janie’s Got A Gun

Janie’s Got A Gun

Everybody is on the run

Janie’s Got A Gun

Her dog day’s just begun

Now everybody’s on the run (Honey, honey what’s your problem)

‘Cause Janie’s Got A Gun (Tell me it ain’t right)

Janie’s Got A Gun (Was it daddys cradle robbin’)

Her dog day’s just begun (That made you scream at night)

Janie’s Got A Gun

Her dog day’s just begun

Now everybody’s on the run

Janie’s Got A Gun

6. Dulcimer Stomp/The Other Side

Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm

Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm mmm

Come on

(Chorus)

Lovin’ you has got to be

(Take Me To The Other Side)

Like the devil in the deep blue sea

(Take Me To The Other Side)

Forget about your foolish pride

(Take Me To The Other Side)

Oh take me to the other side

(Take Me To The Other Side)

My mama told me there’d be days like this

And man she wasn’t foolin’

‘Cause I just can’t believe the way you kiss

You opened up your moth with bated breath

You said you’d never leave me

You love me, you hate me, I tried to take the loss

You’re cryin’ me a river but I got to get across

(Chorus)

I’m lookin’ for another kind of love

Oh Lordy, how I need it

The kind that likes to leap without a shove

Oh honey, best believe it

To save a lot of time and foolish pride

I’ll say what’s on my mind, girl

You love me, you hate me, You cut me down to size

You blinded me with love and, yeah, it opened up my eyes

Lovin’ you has got to be

(Take Me To The Other Side)

Like the devil and the deep blue sea

(Take Me To The Other Side)

My conscience got to be my guide

(Take Me To The Other Side)

Oh honey, take me, take me, take, take, take, take

Take me to The Other Side

I’m lookin’ for another kind of love

Oh, Lordy, how I need it

The kind that likes to leap without a shove

Honey, you best believe it

Now I ain’t one for saying long goodbyes

I hope all is forgiven

You loved me, you hate me, I used to be your lover

You know you had it coming, girl

So take me to The Other Side

Take me to The Other Side, take me to The Other Side

Lovin’ you has got to be

(Take Me To The Other Side)

Like the devil and the deep blue sea

(Take Me To The Other Side)

My conscience got to be my guide

(Take Me To The Other Side)

Oh honey, take me to the other side

(Chorus)

7. My Girl

My Girl, she breathes hellfire

And My Girl, she feeds my desire

My Girl Sadie, she’s the wind in my sails

A puss’n boots lady with a cat o’ nine tails

Comin’ after you honey, feet don’t fail me now

My Girl, she’s bare back rider

And My Girl, she’s Lady Godiva

She’s a full time love no mon ami

Sweeter than honey from a honeybee

And it all rubs off on little old me, oh

Slippin’ in and out of love

Slippin’ in and out of love

Slippin’ in and out of love

Slippin’ in and out of love

My Girl, she smokes barbed wire

And My Girl, can’t get no higher

I made it with the lady and a one track mind

Diamonds in the rought, they’re so hard find

Day after day, the same old grind

And grind and grind and grind….

My Girl, My Girl, My Girl, My Girl….

My Girl, she’s bare back rider

And My Girl, she’s Lady Godiva

She’s a full time love no mon ami

Sweeter than honey from a honeybee

And it all rubs off on little old me, oh

Slippin’ in and out of love

Slippin’ in and out of love

Slippin’ in and out of love

Slippin’ in and out of love

Oh, My Girl!

8. Don’t Get Mad Get Even

Mmm…..

I’ll tell ya little secret

Make you wanna jump and shout

When you talk to me in circles

Take your foot out of your mouth

It’s hard enoguh to make it

When you’re livin’ on the street

And you want to tell somebody

But you got to be discreet

Then you catch your girlfriend

With her skirt hiked up to here

Honey, Don’t Get Mad, Get Even

(Corus)

Don’t Get Mad Get Even

Don’t Get Mad Get Even, yeah

Don’t Get Mad Get Even

Say the times they be a-changing

Though the blind lead the blind

And you know your head is empty

Though there’s something on your mind

Shackin’ up with Lucy and when the morning comes

You’re with Sally in the Ally

And the junkies and the bums

You wonder why your girlfriend

Has her skirt hiked up to here

Honey, Don’t Get Mad, Get Even

(Chorus)

(Spoken: ….till I can see the white o’

Your eyes, baby…just wait till I…

I’m gonna fuck up, mm hmm, I’m gonna kick ass

You just wai to see what I’ve got in store…)

Roll the dice get lucky

‘Cause they roll ya for a dime

You got nothing else to lose

If ya only loose your mind

When pleasure that is shallow

Causes trouble to be deep

You’ve been dusted with the devil

While he sweeps you off your feet

Huh,

Tell you little secret

Make you want to jump and shout

When you talk to me in circles

Take your foot out of your mouth

It’s hard enough to make it

When you’re livin’ on the street

And you hate to be a wise guy

When your feet are inconcrete

Sleeping with the dogs

And you wake up with the fleas

Honey, Don’t Get Mad, Get Even

(Chorus)

Uh, uh, uh…..

9. Hoodoo/Voodoo Medicine Man

Read it in the papers, it ain’t fair

You know who today don’t seem to care

Livin’ lovin’ gettin’ loose

Masturbatin’ with a noose

Now someone’s kickin’ out the chair

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Some kind of Voodoo

Come across this land

Some kind of Voodoo

We need a medicine man

Everybody’s lookin’ at the sky

Can’t believe the cover ups and lies

They been tellin’ us since birth

Pissin’ off old Mother Earth

My gones are by-gones prophesized

Come on

Some kind of Voodoo

Come across this land

Some kind of Voodoo

We need a medicine man

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Oh, oh, oh, oh

Wonder should I go or should I stay

What we got ain’t working any way

I did my best, God knows I’ve tried

I feel like I’ve been crucified

Why did you, why did you,

Why did you take it all away

Voodoo, Voodoo, Medicine Man…

10. What It Takes

There goes my old girlfriend

There’s another diamond ring

And, uh, all those late night promises

I guess they don’t mean a thing

So baby, what’s the story?

Did you find another man?

It is easy to sleep in the bed that we made?

When you don’t look back I guess

The feelings start to fade away

I used to feel you fire

But now it’s cold inside

And you’re back on the street

Like you didn’t miss a beat, yeah

Tell me what it takes to let you go

Tell me how the pain’s supposed to go

Tell me how it is that you can sleep in the night

Without thinking you lost everything that was good

In your life to the toss of the dice

Tell me what it takes to let you go

Girl before I met you

I was F.I.N.E. fine

But your love made me a prisoner

Yeah, my heart’s been doin time

You spent me up like money

And then you hung me out to dry

It was easy to keep all your lies in disguise

Cause you had me in deep with the devil in your eyes

Chorus

Tell me that you’re happy that you’re on your own

Tell me that’s it better when you’re all alone

Tell me that your body doesn’t miss my touch

Tell me that my lovin didn’t mean that much

Tell me you ain’t dyin when you’re cryin for me

Chorus

Tell me what it takes to let you go

Tell me how the pain’s supposed to go

Tell me how it is that you can sleep in the night

Without thinkin you lost everything that was good

In your life to the toss of the dice

Tell me who’s to blame for thinkin twice

No no no no

Cause I don’t want to burn in paradise

Let it go, let it go, let it go…