Archive for May, 2009

Aerosmith On ET

May 31st, 2009

Aerosmith recently gave an insider interview to Entertainment Tonight.  In the video, Steven Tyler talks about why they are getting back on tour and why they haven’t done it sooner.

The video begins with Steven Tyler riding in on a yellow motorcycle while singing “There’s something right with the world today”, and ends with a tour of Joe Perry’s recording studio.

This is a must watch for any Aerosmith fan.

Enjoy!

Aerosmith: Get Your Wings Lyrics

May 27th, 2009

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Aerosmith – Get Your Wings

1. Same Old Song and Dance

2. Lord of the Thighs

3. Spaced

4. Woman of the World

5. S.O.S. (Too Bad)

6. Train Kept A Rollin’

7. Seasons of Wither

8. Pandora’s Box

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Same Old Song And Dance

Get yourself a cooler

Lay yourself low

Coincidental murder

With nothing to show

With the judge’s constipation

Will go to his head

And his wife’s aggravation

You’ll soon end up dead

It’s the same old story

Same Old Song And Dance, my friend

It’s the same old story

Same Old Song And Dance, my friend

Gotcha with the cocaine

They found with your gun

No smooth face laywer

Could get ya undone

Say love ain’t the same

On the south side of town

You could look

But you ain’t gonna find it around

It’s the same old story

Same Old Song And Dance, my friend

It’s the same old story

Same old story

Same Old Song And Dance

Fate comes a-knockin’

Doors start lockin’

Your old time connection

Change your direction

You ain’t gonna change it

Can’t rearrange it

Can’t stand the pain

When it’s all the same to you, my friend

When you’re low down and dirty

From walkin’ the street

With your old hurdy gurdy

No one to meet

Said love ain’t the same

On the south side of town

You could look

But you ain’t gonna find it around

It’s the same old story

Same Old Song And Dance, my friend

It’s the same old story

Same old story

Same Old Song And Dance
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2.  Lord Of The Thighs

Down to who knows who just to socialize

I’m waitin’ for my girls, when you caught my eyes

You got your ways to make a man

Honey, you got to understand

I’m your man, child, Lord Of The Thighs

Well, well, Lordie my God

What do we got here

She’s flashin’ ‘cross the floor

Make it perfectly clear

You’re the bait and you’re the hook

Someone bound to take a look

I’m your man, child, Lord Of The Thighs

You must have come here to find me

You’ve got the look in your eyes

Although you really don’t mind it

I am the Lord Of The Thighs

You must have come here to find me

You’ve got the look in your eyes

Although you really don’t mind it

I am the Lord Of The Thighs
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3.  Spaced

Spaced in time, child of mine

Doin’ twenty years on the way

Fire and steel, earth unreal

Find another planet to stay

Papa died, ma survived

Tellin’ me about her ordeal

And the soul she could not feel

‘Cause they made her so unreal

Lightnin’ years disappears

Twenty million years on my brain

Synthesize, overrides

Tryin’ to keep from goin’ insane

And my soul I can not feel

‘Cause they made me so unreal

Spaced enough to know I feel there’s nothing out there

Spaced enough to know I feel I really don’t care

Spaced enough to feel I’m really losin’ my mind

And I’m never ever goin’ back

I lost the track

No one even knows I’m alive

Spaced without a trace

Waitin’ for the word to arrive

I’m the last man to survive
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4.  Woman Of The World

Well, she’s the woman of the world

And God she know it

She’ll turn my head

Every time she shows it

Yeah, nothing you can do

Nothing you can say

No way you can try to change her way

She might be gone tomorrow

Honey, say what you gotta say

Lordy, Lordy, Lordy, Lordy what a woman

Well I tried, I tried so hard to please her

She’d give me a look if I beg to tease her

There’s nothing you can say

Nothing you can do

No way you can try to hoochie coo

She might be gone tomorrow

Oh, Lordy what you gonna do

And I tried with an open hand

And a heart of sorrow

Hoped that everything would be all right

Don’t save too much lovin’ for tomorrow

Get out all your lovin’ here tonight

And I tried with an open hand

And a heart of sorrow

Hoped that everything would be all right

Don’t save too much lovin’ for tomorrow

Get out all your lovin’ here tonight

She got big-eyed cats

She got coats of sable

She seats forty-four at her dinner table

And there’s nothing you can do

Nothing you can say

No way you can try to change her way

She might be gone tomorrow

Oh, throwin’ it all away
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5.  S.O.S. (Too Bad)

Stagecoach lady, hourglass body

Makin’ thinks glow in the night

Well, she would if she could

And she’d be good if she would

Only tell her lover she be out tonight

‘Cause I’m a bad

A lonely school boy

And I’m a rat

And it’s too bad

Can’t get me none of that

Salt Lake City, salt-lickin’ bitties

Bogies turn, stinkin’ of gin

Well my daddy was hard

His face was pretty scarred

From kickin’ ass to playin’ poker to win

‘Cause I’m a bad

A lonely school boy

And I’m a rat

And it’s too bad

Can’t get me none of that

It’s too bad

It’s too bad

Can’t get me none of that

New sold lady

My mama Cady

Chivalry was born at her feet

Wel she should have thought twice

When pa showed his dice

Imagine put my daddy to sleep

‘Cause I’m a bad

A lonely school boy

And I’m a rat

And it’s too bad

Can’t get me none of that

It’s too bad

Lord, it’s too bad

I said it’s too bad

Lord, it’s too bad

(Repeat)
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6.  Train Kept A Rollin’

Well on a train, I met a dame

She rather handsome

We kinda look the same

She was pretty

From New York City

I’m walkin’ down that old fair lane

I’m in heat, I’m in love

But I just couldn’t tell her so

(Chorus)

I said, Train Kept A Rollin’ all night long

Train Kept A Rollin’ all night long

Train Kept A Rollin’ all night long

Train Kept A Rollin’ all night long

With a heave, and a ho

But I just couldn’t tell her so, no, no, no

Well, get along

Sweet little woman get along

On your way

Well, get along

Sweet little woman get along

On your way

I’m in heat, I’m in love

But I just couldn’t tell her so, no, no, no

Well on a train, I met a dame

She rather handsome

We kinda looked the same

She was pretty

From New York City

I’m walkin’ down that old fair lane

I’m in heat, I’m in love

But I just couldn’t tell her so

(Chorus)

Well, get along

Sweet little woman get along

On your way

Well, get along

Sweet little woman get along

On your way

I’m in heat, I’m in love

But I just couldn’t tell her

Well, we made a stop in Albequerque

She musta thought

I was a real cool jerk

Got off the train, and put her hands up

Lookin’ so good, I couldn’t let her go

But I just couldn’t tell her so

(Chorus)

I’m in heat, I’m in love

But I just couldn’t tell her
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7.  Seasons Of Wither

Blues hearted lady

Sleepy was she

Love for the devil

Brought her to me

Seas of a thousand

Drawn to her sin

Seasons Of Wither

Holdin’ me in

Oh, woe is me

I feel so badly for you

Oh, woe is me

I feel so sadly for you in time

Time to lose your mind

Live on borrowed time

Take the wind right out of your sails

Fireflies dance in the heat of

Hound dogs that bay at the moon

My ship leaves in the midnight

Can’t say I’ll be back too soon

They awaken

Far, far away

Heat of my candle

Show me the way

Seas of a thousand

Drawn her to sin

Seasons Of Wither

Holdin’ me in

Oh, woe is me

I feel so badly for you

Oh, woe is me

I feel so sadly for you in time

Time to lose your mind

Live on borrowed time

Take the wind right out of your sails
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8.  Pandora’s Box

When I’m in heat

Someone gets a notion

I jump to my feet

I hoof it to the ocean

We hit a beach

Where no one gives a hoot

Nobody never ever wears a suit

The ladies there

They look so proud

That’s ’cause they know

That they’ve been so well endowed

Now, I ain’t much

For Fannie’s conversation

Or care to much

About her operation

But every time Pandora comes my way

I get high

Can’t explain the sensation

To get it on

I gotta watch what I say

Or I’ll catch hell

From the women’s liberation

(Chorus)

Sweet Pandora

Good-like aura

Smell like a flora

Open up your door-a for me

Sweet Pandora

Good-like aura

Smell like a flora

Open up your door-a for me

Sweet Pandora

Mama crack a smile for me

Just for me, just for me

Just for me, just for me

Just for me, just for me

Just for me

Now I ain’t what

You’d call a city slicker

Or claim to fame

To be a slitty licker

But every time Pandora comes my way

I get high

Can’t explain the sensation

To get it on

I gotta watch what I say

Or I’ll catch hell

From the women’s liberation

(Chorus)

Steven Tyler Sues Bloggers

May 24th, 2009

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There has been an array of anonymous people on the web who have been impersonating and making false statements about Aerosmith’s lead singer, Steven Tyler.  Steven Tyler drew the line when these people decided to bring Steven’s mother who passed away last year into their games of amusement.

Steven Tyler filed a lawsuit against these people, but the problem with his lawsuit was that he didn’t know the names of the anonymous bloggers.  The bloggers did not show up in court and the judge threw out the case.

Aerosmith: Permanent Vacation Lyrics

May 23rd, 2009

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1. Heart’s Done Time

2. Magic Touch

3. Rag Doll

4. Simoriah

5. Dude (Looks Like a Lady)

6. St. John

7. Hangman Jury

8. Girl Keeps Coming Apart

9. Angel

10. Permanent Vacation

11. I’m Down

12. Movie, The

Heart’s Done Time

Met a woman, she had a man

Couldn’t help it, I had a plan

Right around midnight he was gone

Saw her red light, she left it on

(Chorus)

And oh, my Heart’s Done Time

And oh, now she’s mine

If there’s a reason for these chains

It’s like we suffer to ease the pain

Now I got this feelin’ inside of me

My heart’s in jail and I can’t break free

(Chorus)

Now she’s mine

Now she’s mine

Now she’s mine

Now she’s mine

(Chorus)

Now she’s mine

Now she’s mine

Now she’s mine

Now she’s mine

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2.  Magic Touch

Somebody better call a doctor, doctor

Or wake me up with a shove

I’m gonna knock you off your rocker, rocker

‘Cause I think I’m in love

I tried to get a message to ya

But you walked the other way

I need your Magic Touch, don’t you know

I’ve got a habit and I can’t let go

Feel the fire burnin’ slow

You better get it while it’s hot now babe

‘Cause I can’t let go

Don’t need no wedding with a shotgun, shotgun

So don’t you push me too far

Don’t try to take me for a fool child, who child

Do you think that you are

You really got it coming to ya

It’s gonna come as no surprise

I need your Magic Touch, don’t you know

I’m after you and now I can’t let go

Take it easy, take it slow

You better get it while it’s hot now babe

‘Cause I can’t let go

You never know what you got

Till they take it away

I’m comin’ ready or not

Gonna get you some day

I need your Magic Touch, don’t you know

I’m after you and now I can’t let go

Feel the fire, burnin’ slow

I got a habit and I’m back for more

Your Magic Touch, don’t you know

I’m after you and now I can’t let go

Feel the fire, burnin’ slow

You better get it while it’s hot now babe

‘Cause I can’t, can’t, can’t let you go

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3.  Rag Doll

Rag doll, livin in a movie

Hot tramp, daddy’s little cutie

So fine, they’ll never see you

Leavin by the backdoor, man

Hot time, get it while it’s easy

Don’t mind, come one up and see me

Rag doll, baby won’t you do me like

You done before

I’m feelin like a bad boy

MMM just like a bad boy

I’m rippin up a rag doll

Like throwin away an old toy

Some babe’s talkin real loud

Talkin all about the new crowd

Try and sell me on a old dream

A new version of the old scene

Speak easy on the grapevine

Keep shufflin in the shoeshine

Old tin lizzy do it til you’re dizzy

Give it all you got until

You’re put out of your misery

Yes, I’m movin

Yes, I’m movin

Get ready for the big time

Tap dancin on a land mine

Yes, I’m movin

I’m really movin

Old tin lizzy

Yes, I’m movin

Yes, I’m movin

Get ready for the big time

Get crazy on the moonshine

Yes, I’m movin

I’m really movin

Sloe gin fizzy

Do it til you’re dizzy

Give it all you got until

You’re put out of your misery

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4.  Simoriah

Walkin’ the line of a razors edge

Take it as far as it goes

Slice of the sky on a silver wedge

Higher and higher we go – let’s go

Ladies in black put a spell on me

Feels like my head’s goin’

Round and round and round and upside down

Ladies in white ain’t my cup of tea

So be it, I need it, long legs, big eyes

Oh, she drives me crazy

(Chorus)

Ooh, Simoriah

Ooh, Simoriah

Countin’ the eyes of the dragonfly

Callin’ on dreams from within

She knows the way and she makes me high

So be it, I need it, long hair, blue eyes

Oh, she drives me crazy

(Repeat Chorus)

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5.  Dude (Looks Like a Lady)

Cruised into a bar on the shore

Her picture graced the grime on the door

She a long lost love at first bite

Baby maybe you’re wrong but you know that’s alright

That’s right

Backstage we’re havin the time

Of our lives until somebody say

Forgive me if I seem out of line

Then she whipped out her gun

Tried to blow me away

Dude looks like a lady

Dude looks like a lady

Dude looks like a lady

Dude looks like a lady

So never judge a book by its cover

Or who you gonna love by your lover

Love put me wise to her love in disguise

She had the body of a venus

Lord, imagine my surprise

Dude looks like a lady

Dude looks like a lady

Dude looks like a lady

Dude looks like a lady

Baby let me follow you down

Let me take a peek dear

Baby let me follow you down

Do me, do me, do me, all night

Baby let me follow you down

Turn the other cheek dear

Baby let me follow you down

Do me, do me, do me, sue me

What a funky lady

She like it like it like it like that

He was a lady
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6.  St. John

(Come on boy, the tape is rollin’)

(One, two, one two, two two two)

John was bad

He gave it everything he had

John he prayed

For all the people ever made

John was cool

He never did no after school

Late at night when he praised the Lord

He laid his hands down upon the bloody sword

John, St John be cool

Tell the people

They follow you

They follow you

But every night when he praised the Lord

he laid his hands down upon the bloody sword

Lay down upon the sword

Lay down upon the sword

Lay down upon the sword

Lay down your bloody sword

John, St John be cool

Tell the people

They follow you

John, St John be cool

Tell the people

They follow you

late at night when he praised the Lord

He lay his hands down upon the bloody sword

Laid down upon the sword

Down, down upon the sword

Laid down upon the sword

gettin’ down upon the sword

Laid down upon the sword

Laid it down upon the sword

Laid down upon the sword

Late night TV roared
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7.  Hangman Jury

Me and my old lady sittin’ in the shade

Talkin’ ’bout the money that I ain’t made

Singin’ o boy dontcha line the track a lack a

O boy dontcha line the track

O boy dontcha line the track a lack a

O boy dontcha line the track

If I could I surely would

Stand on the rock that Moses stood

Singin’ O boy dontcha line the track a lack a

O boy dontcha line the track

O boy dontcha line the track a lack a

O boy dontcha line the track

Drank so much hooch

It my eyes be gettin’ blurry

They say I nailed her to the door

A stich in time don’t mean a thing

No Hangman Jury could make me crawl

‘Cause I’m a poor boy dontcha line the track a lack a

O boy dontcha line the track

O boy dontcha line the track a lack a

O boy dontcha line the track

Wacha do with a gun that’s loaded

Shot her dead and her heart exploded

Tell me baby now d-dontcha worry

Like lyin’ to a Hangman Jury

I swear I didn’t know that ‘45 was loaded

In fact my memory ain’t too clear

That’s not to say she didn’t get what she deserved

Least that’s the way it looked from here

Boy when you line the track a lack a

Hey boy dontcha line the track a lack a

Hey boy dontcha line the track

Ooh, my love came tumblin’ down

Ooh, love come tumblin’ down

Ooh, Let’s get outta here

Love come tumblin’

And every night she take her things into the city

And in the morning make me beg

If I’d taken all her titty gritty

Smack her right upside the head

Boy dontcha line the track a lack a

O boy dontcha line the track

O boy dontcha line the track

Ooh, my love came tumblin’ down

Ooh, love comes tumblin’ down

Ooh, love comes tumblin’ down

Poor boy sweatin’ in the hot summer night

Hangman waitin’ for the early mornin’ light singin’

O boy dontcha line the track a lack a

O boy dontcha line the track

O boy dontcha line the track a lack a

O boy dontcha line the track

If I could I surely would

Stand on the rock that Moses done stood singin’

O boy dontcha line the track a lack a

O boy dontcha line the track

O boy dontcha line the track a lack a

O boy dontcha line the track
———————————————————————–

8.  Girl Keeps Coming Apart

She’s right peculiar

She’ll try and fool ya

But the Girl Keeps Coming Apart

She’s so appealing

Right off the ceiling

But the Girl Keeps Coming Apart

What did I tell ya

She’ll buy and sell ya

‘Cause the Girl Keeps Coming Apart

She’s so affected

I’m so rejected

And the Girl Keeps Coming Apart

Don’t, don’t, don’t, don’t let it get me down

Don’t let it get me down

She’s just a screamer

A nightmare dreamer

Yeah, the Girl Keeps Coming Apart

She’s like a call girl

Loose ends and all girl

But the Girl Keeps Coming Apart

White lace and leather

She’s so together

But still the Girl Keeps Coming Apart

I feel sedated

Boxed up an crated

‘Cause the Girl Keeps Coming Apart

Don’t, don’t, don’t, don’t, don’t, don’t

Don’t let it get me down

Don’t let it get me down

“So there she was

Buns up and kneelin’

I was a wheelin’ and a dealin’

My ace in the hole so to speak”
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9.  Angel

I’m alone, yeah, I don’t know if I can face the night

I’m in tears, and the cryin’ that I do is for you

I want your love, let’s break the walls between us

Don’t make it tough, I’ll put away my pride

Enough’s enough, I’ve suffered and I’ve seen the light

Baby,

(Chorus)

You’re my Angel, come and save me tonight

You’re my Angel, come and make it alright

You’re my Angel, come and save me tonight

Don’t know what I’m gonna do about this feelin’ inside

Yes, it’s true, loneliness took me for a ride

Without your love, I’m nothing but a beggar

Without your love, a dog without a bone

What can I do, I’m sleepin’ in this bed alone

Baby,

(Chorus)

You’re the reason I live

You’re the reason I die

You’re the reason I give

When I break down and cry

Don’t need no reason why

Baby, baby, baby

(Chorus)
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10.  Permanent Vacation

I got a letter from a friend the other morning

He say it’s hot down by Montego Bay

I got the point and now I think it’s finally dawning

Yeah, yeah, I got to get away

I got to take myself a Permanent Vacation

The sky’s the limit, but my plane won’t fly

My nose is clean and lordie don’t need no sedation

Yeah, yeah, and that’s the reason why

(Chorus)

I really need it, really, really need St Tropez

I want a tan where the sun it never shines

I really need it, really, really need St Tropez

You best believe it that I got to get away

I got a sister, man she really got a pin head

She think she kinky but she can’t get straight

She say she livin’, but I kinda think she’s brain dead

Just excess baggage on a late night freight

(Chorus)

I gotta take me on a Permanent Vacation

The girl’s be cummin’ down in Cayman Brack

I gotta hand it to a firm situation

Yeah, yeah, got to cut me some slack

I really need it, really, really need St Tropez

I want a tan where the sun it never shines

I really need it, really, really need St Tropez

I really need it, really need it, really really….
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11.  I’m Down

You tellin’ lies thinkin’ I can’t see

You can’t cry, ’cause you’re laughing at me

(Chorus)

I’m down (I’m really down)

I’m down (down on the ground)

I’m down (I’m really down)

How can you laugh when you know I’m down

(How can you laugh) when you know I’m down

Man buys ring, woman throws it away

Same damn thing happens every day

(Chorus)

We’re all alone and there’s nobody else

You still moan ‘keep your hands to yourself

(Repeat Chorus)

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12.  The Movie

Instrumental

Aerosmith Concert Dates

May 22nd, 2009

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Concert dates for Aerosmith’s upcoming North American tour have been announced.

The concert begins on June 10 in St. Louis and ends on September 16, 2009 in Detroit Michigan.

Have a Rocking Good Time!

Wednesday
Jun 10, 2009                Verizon Wireless Amphitheatre         St. Louis

Saturday
Jun 13, 2009                   Alpine Valley Music Center          East Troy, WI

Tuesday
Jun 16, 2009                Comcast Center                                  Mansfield, MA

Sunday
Jun 21, 2009                    Nissan Pavilion                                  Bristow, VA

Wednesday
Jun 24, 2009               Post-Gazette Pavilion                      Pittsburgh, PA

Friday
Jun 26, 2009                   Nikon at Jones Beach Theater          Wantagh, NY

Sunday
Jun 28, 2009               Mohegan Sun Arena                      Uncasville, CT

Wednesday
Jul 1, 2009                       Riverbend Music Center                      Cincinnati, OH

Friday
Jul 3, 2009                    Hersheypark Stadium                      Hershey, PA

Sunday
Jul 5, 2009                       Verizon Wireless Amphitheater         Virginia Beach, VA

Tuesday
Jul 7, 2009      Time Warner Cable Music Pavilion
at Walnut Creek Raleigh, NC

Thursday
Jul 9, 2009                      Verizon Wireless Amphitheatre           Charlotte, NC

Saturday
Jul 11, 2009                  Ford Amphitheatre                                Tampa, FL

Monday
Jul 13, 2009                   BankAtlantic Center                                Sunrise, FL

Wednesday
Jul 15, 2009                Lakewood Amphitheatre                    Atlanta, GA

Friday
Jul 17, 2009                  Cynthia Woods Mitchell Pavilion         Houston, TX

Sunday
Jul 19, 2009                Superpages.com Amphitheatre         Dallas, TX

Saturday
Jul 25, 2009                  MGM Grand Garden Arena                   Las Vegas, NV

Monday
Jul 27, 2009               Cricket Wireless Pavilion     Phoenix, AZ

Thursday
Jul 30, 2009                  BOK Center     Tulsa, OK

Saturday
Aug 1, 2009                 Fiddler’s Green Amphitheatre     Denver, CO

Wednesday
Aug 5, 2009                   Buffalo Chip – Sturgis Bike Week     Sturgis, SD

Friday
Aug 7, 2009                Canad Inns Stadium     Winnipeg, MB, Canada

Sunday
Aug 9, 2009                   Mosaic Stadium at Taylor Field     Regina, SK, Canada

Tuesday
Aug 11, 2009               Commonwealth Stadium     Edmonton, AB, Canada

Thursday
Aug 13, 2009                 McMahon Stadium     Calgary, AB, Canada

Saturday
Aug 15, 2009               BC Place     Vancouver, BC, Canada

Monday
Aug 17, 2009                 White River Amphitheatre     Seattle, WA

Wednesday
Aug 19, 2009               Sleep Train Pavilion     Concord, CA

Friday
Aug 21, 2009                  Staples Center     Los Angeles, CA

Sunday
Aug 23, 2009              Verizon Wireless Amphitheatre Irvine     Irvine, CA

Friday
Aug 28, 2009                 First Midwest Bank Amphitheatre     Chicago, IL

Sunday
Aug 30, 2009             Verizon Wireless Music Center     Indianapolis, IN

Tuesday
Sep 1, 2009                     Sprint Center     Kansas City, MO

Thursday
Sep 3, 2009                 Air Canada Centre     Toronto, ONT

Saturday
Sep 5, 2009                    Scotiabank Place     Kanata, ONT, Canada

Tuesday
Sep 8, 2009                 XCel Energy Center     St. Paul, MN

Thursday
Sep 10, 2009                  Blossom Music Center     Cleveland, OH

Saturday
Sep 12, 2009                PNC Bank Arts Center     Holmdel, NJ

Monday
Sep 14, 2009                  Madison Square Garden     New York, New York

Wednesday
Sep 16, 2009                Palace of Auburn Hills     Detroit, MI